HdC can suck my balls.......
 

Ban me, I will be back, bitches.Yes, I have no life and you can have fun with that all you want.






Happy birthday, DVP!:)

what did u do this time?

he raped me...twice...in the ass...it was very nice, actually, no banning necessary...

when can i get me some of that

when Charlie says you can

fuck charlie. i want it now

Like I said, when he says so

you might wanna reconsider..... after he got finished with STE, he went on a rampage and now all his victims look like this....

wow, that guy's ass fell out

that would explain my sore throat

thats hot

I dunno about hot...I certainly wouldn't mind eating sloppy joes off of it, though...on second thought, yeah, its hot

thats hot as in sechzy? or hot as in searing burning feels like someone put the statue of liberty's lit torch up your ass hot?

cant it be both? and fuck u and ur sloppy joes. im vegetarian.

ok ok i know someone splained that shit before but let me get the whole story? something abou a guy weight lifting and bendign too far and his ass falling out? i guess the outfit matches but shit its got to be something other than that..

they have vegetarian sloppy joes, ya know

The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

yes yes TVP granules but them things is nastay. well i gues if u spice em up just right

thats a nice story, je.

Hey i wonder if the job description has now added "bring your own slicker" to the list of necessary equipment.

Much thanks, for the idea, m' man but please don't get banned on account of my ass. I need every M.F. around this place to point out the hypocricy of these bad ass mods who are supposedly watching the boards rather than running them. You obviously know what came down months ago and I've got nothing but mad happiness to you for bringing it up again. Truth be told, K-Pro and myself have no love lost between the two of us because of that night (I still think he's a dick for it and that won't change), but honestly, I really don't think he had shit to do with the last banning spree. /he might've been drunk enough to call me out once before for shit I had nothing to do with, but to make me want to come back again on a regular basis to seriously fuck with him ? Nah. I wished him and Nine the best of luck together in the first place and I still do. I got dragged into some stupid shit outside of that and hope it doesn't happen again. I don't dig being fucked with by anybody, keep to my own shit and be cool. If anyone feels the need to, I wish you luck, say your prayers, and God be with you. I WILL shut you down.
CK

Chris Kristofferson?

It's actually Kris, or did you know that and were just being a smartass lol.

I knew that. Kris doesn't start with a C

No you're right it doesn't, neither does Buford. Huh, who would have thought.

Yes, but he doesn't seem the type to have gotten his jaw shot off by criminals

'Nope. Christopher Kahler aka darthvonpokemon aka N0Hypocrites, etc who keeps getting banned for ... your guess is as good as mine. As long as someone wants to make it a fight about it, I'm all on it. I just wish they'd be honest for once. I hate being banned for no apparent reason. K-Pro was a dick once and started shit, banned me in the process for it, but at least I knew then it was him. I feel like I've been set up this time.
CK
(not Chris Kristoffeson, who is actually 'Kris Kristofeson')

Where were you 10 minutes ago and it's Kris Kristofferson:rolleyes:

OMFG!!!!!!!!11

Fairy, if you don't know who I am, there are many here who do. Just ask anyone you know what happened to be here on the night of the 'Got Beef ? Bring It Motherfuckers !' thread.
CK

Twas a dark and gloomy night indeed.

would have been much much cuter had i been there :(

shit. i wasnt even there YET I WAS BAND ANYWAY! hmm

Ok........what the fuck is going on?

And if its your birthday DVP..........








































Happy Birthday.

Yes i've read your story over and over as it keeps getting posted.

What i ment with "where were you 10 minutes ago" was we had already cleared up the Chris/Kris thing. You're reading way to much into it. lol.

Yeah, it is, HB, so thanks, but uneccessary. It just seems like a whole lotta new shit wants to come down down here,there, and wherever and I don't feel like geeting stuck without an umbrella this time (no matter how mant people agreed with me the first time). My bottom line is that if K-Pro seriously hates me that much, he will own up to banning me himself. If it really wasn't him, there is a problem going on here,
CK

im likening it to an officer planting evidence to secure a conviction on someone he KNOWS is guilty

:) werd

I'm embarrassed to say it.....but.....I didn't hate "A Star is Born".





Oh fuck.......Barbara Streisand...maybe I'm gay......I do like the taco.....just a confused moment...I'm OK.

i do a great impressoin of her

people... people who need... people.... are the LUCKIEST PEOPLEEEE innn the wuuuuuuuuuuuldddd

not so much impression just i can do her singing style pretty well.

THAT WAS FANTASTICK FLUFF. :D

hey........

i never realized U were budman.... did that one get banned or did u just forget PW????

No....no banning....just was fucking around one night with a new name and it kinda stuck. Newb was more interesting than BudMan.

Fuck you newb.....I'm much more interesting then you.