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Movie Names to Porno Movie Names
I used to love the way mainstream movie names were altered to create porno movie titles a while back. I have no idea if this trend has continued ..
a few i remember were : The Poonies Ramb-oooooh and my all time favorite : Hannah Does Her Sisters Can anyone remember others ? or better yet, can you think of any names that should have been made into porno film names - either as they stand or by altering them slightly ? All i can think of is : Run Silent Run Deep ... which would naturally feature a mute guy with a big dick ... surely there must be others ? |
i just thought of another one !
Horror related too : The Amityville Whore this ghost pops up every night at 3AM and blows everyone in the house .. |
edward penis hands
pokahotass |
oh yeah, on cinemax they always show these two softcore porns:
Playmate of the Apes Lord of the G String in lord of the g strings instead of bilbo baggins it is dildo saggins |
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oh thats perfect ! kids movies to boot ! |
Saving Ryans Privates
Drilling Mrs Daisy Little Oral Annie The Sperminator Star Whores Forrest Hump Something Wicked This Way Cums Neeeedful Things |
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are those for real ?? we should change this thread to indicate the ones that exist and the ones we make up ourselves .. saving ryans privates ! hahaha |
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Drilling Miss Daisy The Sperminator Little Oral Annie and Forrest Hump.... the others I just made up |
Star Whores:
Darth Vibrator "Luke" bzzzzzzzzzzz "I am your" bzzzzzzzzz "Father" Princess Layme C3PinURHOLE R2AMNOT and various other characters. |
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DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO T Bagger Vance Moulon Splooge Tits of fury |
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Bright Lights, Big Titties
Sorest Rump Cum Hard |
I've got an old porno somewhere called BatBabe
it's got some whore running round dressed as Batman and another girl dressed as Robin. it's fucking silly. |
How about some horror ones.
made up as far as I know Porn of the Dead The Sexorcist Jaws |
I can't tell you how many i've seen and i don't even look at the names lol they normally have something about big boobies in them though.:rolleyes:
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Joe Pesci should make porn.....
"C'mon bitch tell me you like it, tell me.... You like it when I stab ya there dontcha bitch.... take it all, take it all or so help me I'll fuckin kill ya." |
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Killer Klits from Outter Space
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this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective I downloaded this one: The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....) Made up: Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?) Armageddon some The Bulge Poke-her-nice Poke encounters for the 3rd time Moonfuck Dr. Yes From Russia with Cum Brownfinger Thunderballs You only cum Twice (then you need a nap) In her majesty's Secret Cervix Diamonds are for Insertion Eat and Let Lie The Man with the Golden Pud The Spy who Fucked me Moonraper For your Thighs only Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat") A view to a Spill The Throbbing Daylights License to Drill Goldenthigh Tomorrow always Cums The World's dicks arent enough Grind Another Day |
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Armageddon Some !! hahahahahah You forgot AssEater Royal :) |
they've come up with some of the funniest names in "friends" :
dr. domealittle armagetiton good will humping |
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Need I say more? |
The Men behind their sons.
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skool daze
back to childrens movies, I once saw a porn when I was in the 8th grade called Cinderella and it was like the original except the prince had an orgie not a ball. and cinderella had a snapping pussy. Well he had to go all around town bagin all the girls to find the snapping pussy. It was cool. but I think it was made in the '80s
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E-3: The extra Testicle
Total Reball |
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ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :D |
Stephen King's Tit
Spied-her-man Abraxxxass Lord of the Things [Get in the back of my] Van Helsing The Silence of the Beavers Handiballs [Hannibal] Theatre of Cum Hung High Fistfull of Boobs Big Dick Tracey |
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