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Sergio 11-07-2004 08:52 PM

Penut butter
 
I couldn't think of anywhere where this question would be appropriate so Yeah .....Does peanut butter go bad? I'm broke till pay day and I'm eating this peanut butter with crackers, I think I had it in the closet about 6 months to a year. Should I not eat it? It looks fine it just taste a bit stale. So Does peanut butter go bad? An honest answer would be appreciated, but I'm getting to know you guys a bit and have a feeling your going to have some fun with this question, LOL. If your wondering brand name It's Skippy creamy, I'm not a big fan of chuncky.

The STE 11-07-2004 08:53 PM

don't use penut butter as masturbatory lubricant. It doesn't work. Tooth paste does, but it makes your penis burn

bloodrayne 11-07-2004 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sergio
I couldn't think of anywhere where this question would be appropriate so Yeah .....Does peanut butter go bad? I'm broke till pay day and I'm eating this peanut butter with crackers, I think I had it in the closet about 6 months to a year. Should I not eat it? It looks fine it just taste a bit stale. So Does peanut butter go bad? An honest answer would be appreciated, but I'm getting to know you guys a bit and have a feeling your going to have some fun with this question, LOL. If your wondering brand name It's Skippy creamy, I'm not a big fan of chuncky.
LOL...I'm sure you'll live...It doesn't have an expiration date on it?

Sergio 11-07-2004 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
don't use penut butter as masturbatory lubricant. It doesn't work. Tooth paste does, but it makes your penis burn
Thanks for the tip, but is it still addible?

bloodrayne 11-07-2004 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
don't use penut butter as masturbatory lubricant. It doesn't work. Tooth paste does, but it makes your penis burn
LOL...Baby oil is MUCH better for that...And, it's gentle ;) :)

The STE 11-07-2004 08:56 PM

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Thanks for the tip, but is it still addible?
sure, add it to whatever you want, so long as you don't use it as lube to beat off

Sergio 11-07-2004 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...I'm sure you'll live...It doesn't have an expiration date on it?
it just says buy before march 31 04 but says nothing about when to throw it away if you value your life or your penis.

bloodrayne 11-07-2004 08:58 PM

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it just says buy before march 31 04 but says nothing about when to throw it away if you value your life or your penis.
LOL...MARCH?......Umm.....Want me to check on you tomorrow?.....lol

Sergio 11-07-2004 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
sure, add it to whatever you want, so long as you don't use it as lube to beat off
I think I have beat off enouph today, I made myself sleepy from it. and it's only 1am

and not I did not use the peanut butter.

Sergio 11-07-2004 08:59 PM

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LOL...MARCH?......Umm.....Want me to check on you tomorrow?.....lol
like I said it just taste crappy, but i'm okay so far, lol.

Hate_Breeder 11-07-2004 09:03 PM

I dont think peanut butter gets old......or does it? It could be tricking us........shHhhhhhHHHhh! The walls have ears...

Who knows!??! Maybe you'll come out of this with a hallucionagenic high...

bloodrayne 11-07-2004 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sergio
like I said it just taste crappy, but i'm okay so far, lol.
Well...That's good...But, maybe you should have given me my shirt back, before you ate the questionable peanut butter...You know, just in case :p ...lol

The STE 11-07-2004 09:04 PM

I once beat off so much that I started cumming liquid heroin

gren 11-07-2004 09:18 PM

i dont think that stuff reall goes bad. so long as the texture is ok, doesnt look or smell toow rong....

peanut butter is made to last. like ford trucks (haha.. or was it dodge)

Sergio 11-07-2004 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...That's good...But, maybe you should have given me my shirt back, before you ate the questionable peanut butter...You know, just in case :p ...lol
I'll be sure and note that the shirt belongs to you in my Will

Sergio 11-07-2004 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I dont think peanut butter gets old......or does it? It could be tricking us........shHhhhhhHHHhh! The walls have ears...

Who knows!??! Maybe you'll come out of this with a hallucionagenic high...

You know I wouldn't mind that so much. Think I'll eat some more, LOL

bloodrayne 11-07-2004 09:23 PM

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I'll be sure and note that the shirt belongs to you in my Will
LOL..Thanks...That's much appreciated, I just hope that there is a really fast inquest, because I will need it for tomorrow night... :D






Oh...And, I'll miss you too, of course:)

Sergio 11-07-2004 09:58 PM

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OH...And, I'll miss you too, of course:)
You wont miss me you'll just miss my cooking. I know how your mind works you want my Alfreado recipe.

bloodrayne 11-07-2004 10:05 PM

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You wont miss me you'll just miss my cooking. I know how your mind works you want my Alfreado recipe.
LOL...I watched you make it...I'm pretty sure that I CAN duplicate it....Or at least keep trying until I get it right...lol...:)


Of course, it would never be the same as YOU, actually making it for me ;) :cool:

wufong 11-07-2004 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by The STE
sure, add it to whatever you want, so long as you don't use it as lube to beat off
espeacialy the crunchy kind

wufong 11-07-2004 10:26 PM

yeah that rabbit was soooo funny...

bloodrayne 11-07-2004 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by wufong
espeacialy the crunchy kind
LOL...I wouldn't know of course...But, I can imagine that might hurt :p

newb 11-08-2004 06:51 AM

Ya ever masterbate with chicken salad?

bloodrayne 11-08-2004 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by newb
Ya ever masterbate with chicken salad?
LMAO...I thought you were gonna say that he could make some chicken salad with that chicken...But...Oh well...You DID mention the chicken salad...lol :D


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