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deftones6 11-03-2004 05:44 PM

simple life 2..suck my titties
 
im so tired of "Oh my god paris!" "Oh my god Nicole" "we're rich.....lets go shopping and talk like truckers (no offense big rigs out there) and then flirt with guys that probably really think we're ugly anyway"
p.s. "What's a sale tax? you mean we have to pay?"

Haphazard 11-03-2004 05:51 PM

Well, now that I know you have titties...

Yes. I agree.

Hate_Breeder 11-03-2004 05:54 PM

I would fuck her. As long as she didnt say anything during the love making and we never spoke afterwards........and she gave me 1,000 dollars

deftones6 11-03-2004 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I would fuck her. As long as she didnt say anything during the love making and we never spoke afterwards........and she gave me 1,000 dollars
lol:D

kpropain 11-03-2004 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I would fuck her. As long as she didnt say anything during the love making and we never spoke afterwards........and she gave me 1,000 dollars
LOL would you fuck her when she looked like this,after Nick Carter put a whooping on her LOL...

kpropain 11-03-2004 06:14 PM

Or This????

kpropain 11-03-2004 06:15 PM

And even more lol...

deftones6 11-03-2004 06:20 PM

lol so true

kpropain 11-03-2004 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Marlboro
I wouldnt touch her with MD's dick.:p
LMFAO...:D

Hate_Breeder 11-03-2004 06:27 PM

Nick Carter beat her?

Man she must really be a pussy. That guy is a big vagina. I could take more hits from him than the backstreet boys could from a gay pub.

Chainsaw Guy 11-03-2004 06:27 PM

i'd fuck her

chaplain 11-03-2004 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by kpropain
And even more lol...

I want a piece of Nick Carter.


Paris is hot, but Nicole is a goddess.

orangestar 11-03-2004 06:52 PM

Nicole is gorgeous, but I'd fuck Paris.

Death By Jell-O 11-03-2004 06:53 PM

YUCKY YUCKY! Like Totally Gag Me With A Spoon!

Chainsaw Guy 11-03-2004 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
YUCKY YUCKY! Like Totally Gag Me With A Spoon!


Shut up you don't now what your talking about noob

FairyKorpes 11-03-2004 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
YUCKY YUCKY! Like Totally Gag Me With A Spoon!
Gag on this studly!

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/2382/8239big1.jpg

deftones6 11-03-2004 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Gag on this studly!

http://img118.exs.cx/img118/2382/8239big1.jpg

mwaaaa ahahaha lol:D

FairyKorpes 11-03-2004 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by Marlboro
See what happens when ya fuck Parsi Hilton? Ya get deformed and shit.
Lmao hahahaha

Thepuppetmaster 11-03-2004 07:41 PM

let's bury her in the backyard!! i think the bitch is ugly ive had enough of the hilton sisters and for fucks sake their so goddamn stupid and when i say that i mean it she left her dog at her grandma's! dumbass

Thepuppetmaster 11-03-2004 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Marlboro
Back yard sounds like the plan.
well first and for most we have to chop them up with a shovel to keep them from coming back i mean just a hit to the head with a shovel wont do anything remember they have no brains

Cheeba V2.0 11-03-2004 08:15 PM

Personally, I think the two of them are a couple of the trashiest females I've ever laid eyes on.
Their combined ignorance and shallow views are apalling.
Their personality, (or lack thereof) easily overrides any physical attributes that either of them have that I would ever find attractive...
Television doesn't get THAT in depth a look at peoples lives, this I understand, and realise that perhaps they're not quite as dumb as the show would have us believe.
However, if indeed this is true, the fact that they both happily portray themselves as completely brainless would be as offensive to me as their ever-present idiocy is.
Sexually?
Both of them have "damaged goods" written allover them...as for actually FUCKING either of them, all I can say is that when I think of this, I get the mental image of a hotdog being thrown down a WIDE hallway, a thought I don't find particularly appealing.

PS - Deftones...did you notice that it looks like the guy in the pic you posted had an arm transplant?:D What the fuck's up with THAT?!?

dantehorrorfan 11-03-2004 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by kpropain
And even more lol...
WTF??!!!! i bet that big gay fucking vagina can get away with this shit to well if i sawe nick in the street id beat his ass down so bad his mamma would bitch slap him for being so damn ugly.....gay ass back street boy.....and by the way id fuck paris but the id burry her in the back yard to get rid of any evidence.........

ShankS 11-03-2004 11:36 PM

you dont look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire.....

:D

dantehorrorfan 11-03-2004 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
you dont look at the mantlepiece when you poke the fire.....

:D

..........:D :p


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