Confession-The Great HdC Swindle
 

I am Horace-Pinker.Sistinas has been Horace-Pinker all along.No, I am not a female, I am a 27 year old dude!LMFAO!!!!!!!Flame all you want but my wife and I have sat around posting together on this sight for months, laughing at all the bullshit.I really wanted to hit 5,000 posts before i posted this, but oh well.Good times, suckers!

HAHA.

i remember horace posted those great pictures of

.. ill stop there.

*wonders*

HEYYY

a while ago didnt u post those pics of urself where u had written 'necro' on ur face with lipshtick???

or was that a fake too??? and how about that pic of the chck with the black mullet and lip piercing? I WANT TO NKOW

Well this explains calling me hot..........

Damn why always the guys? :p

Who?

*crickets*

Re: Confession-
 

Damn...I was wondering why you weilded such a big cock!

*clenches fists in anger* Argghh, I should've known! :mad:

Well in that case......forget about finding that scanner to post a picture!!!!!!!!! LMFAO :D

:eek:

Lmao ya eh...now it all makes sense.

I already flossed today.

damn it put that thing away!!!!by the way thats fucked up

^ dude needs a bic, like big time. Maybe even 12:(

That was me and it was a magic marker.

Well thats not something ya see every day

i cant find any.....:(

So your a hermaphodite? haha

I love ya anyways :)

That's the scariest thing I've seen on this board!!!!

Ummm, can you say "banned?"
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/PHOTOFILE/AABQ008.jpg

Darn that MD and his Penisy ways! *shakes finger*

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL, if it makes you feel any better HB, the wife thinks you are a cute little kid.

So wait.....*arnold impression rising..*

ok. who likes Danzig. And who do we talk to the most?

MD *shakes head*

hehehe....

*hides grin..*

ditto.

hehe ditto! i mean hehe

:p

lofl

Impressive package for a toddler MD. well a hairy toddler, I can certainly see why the linens like ya.

Jes'.....Jes' Chriest!

lol

and Im guessing alcohol will be the blame for tonites exhibit as well. *mental note for anyone visiting MD: if he still has the internet and anyone visits him, for the love of god bring your own damn towels*

Lmfao

And dont touch the mouse! If its the last thing you do.....DONT TOUCH THE MOUSE!

fuck....

I forgot all about the mouse..... probably all gummed up n shit, hair all over the desk ewwwwwwwwwwwww.




MD two words for ya : Keyboard Condom!

No alcohol, If I'm gonna get banned, I'll get banned on my own Goddamned terms!!!! And anyone that wants to comment on size, thats fine. Wasnt meant for you. Was meant for the cock licks that did what they did for no reason. Never claimed to be endowed. But not ashamed of what I got.
So FUCK YOU!!!!!!

OMFG your on a roll

Holy fuck. Why post your own cock why not just put any cock up, samething. Gawd if you dont want people to comment don't put it out for them to see lmao

Dude.... Ashamed? There isnt even a word for what you are doing right now. You are flaming yourself. And worse thing is you are using your own thumb, err um sorry that was your winky, to do it. ya coulda at least rubbed it out a bit, photoshop, something. And how was it not meant for US? its on our damn screens staring us in the face like a cold shivering earth worm, begging someone to hide it before the birds rip it in half.

LMFAO!!!

Drac! Clean out your PM inbox.

OMG i think i love you.

Can you be my butt sex god?

I dont see anyone else trying to hard to secure our rights in a GENERAL FORUM: Talk about ANYTHING here..... part of the site. All I see is a bunch of ass kissing, dick sucking, wanna be modirator assholes. Everybody get a grip and just let the members have some fun for a fuccking change. If you wanna talk HORROR films and the likes, there's plenty of other threads that have more to do with horror. If ya dont like the GENERAL Forum, then dont browse it, post in it, or reply in it. And until the description reads anything but "Talk about ANYTHING here" I'll do what ever I like in it. Change the description and I'll do what it says. And as far as your comments on my member, who gives a fuck what you think. Size NEVER counts. How long can any of you "guys" or "gals" go in the sack? I can fucking hold my own. Never had a problem with it before, wont have a problem in the future.

Look slick, if anything you are ensuring that our rights will most certainly be censored. Its petty shit like this , yes your cock, or whats left of it. sheesh you must jack off like a lifer in prison to wear it down like that... anyhow.... its petty shit like your little tantrum that will certainly impact how the general forum will end up. Ive not ever pretended to be anything more than a self righteous, sadistic mindfucking prick, and you know what? long after your viagra wears off Ima be the same. as for getting a grip? looks like youve gripped enough for the night, now go wash your damn hands, head to church for a confession. "Forgive me father for I have sinned. Ive shown my willy to many people, young and old. I corrupted many a young lady by making her think that a penis is an ugly thing. and Ive embelished my sexual appetite."

After your little confessional, make a left at the end of the block and check into the NAADTMF. In case you are unfamiliar with the group. Its the National Add A Dick To Me Foundation. Sign up for the "Im hung like an aneorexic chipmunk" group and get those damn demons out.

*crossing my fingers and praying you dont ever get a job in food service.*

dammit, see what youve gone and done? you made an athiest pray. what the fuck is up with that.