Best fuckin' soup ever!
 

Lipton Chicken Noodle.

Always been my favorite. Just finished off a bowl, and am pissed because I have no more.

I made a soup last week that beats all others. It was pureed potatoe and roasted garlic, along with potato chuinks and chopped garlic, spinach, and poached chicken. It was amazing. About 12-15 cloves of garlic went into it.


Oh, and in case someone decides to say this wasnt a horror-related topic, i used an evil ladel to portion it out.

Yes yes ... me too. Evil ladles can be easily summoned with a dash of St. John's Wort into a bowl of virgin blood ...... and a Wal-Mart shopping card.

i still love old school Ramon soup where u just put the noodles in the water and add the pounder sauce.....GREATEST EVER

You use St John's Wort? Rhino testicle is what i used... St johns wort is probably easier to get... That rhino was pissed.

Ah yes. I lived off Ramen my first year in college. Didn't have a stove in the dorm, so I would put the dry noodle cake in the coffee pot and run plain, hot water into it.









And eat it with an evil spoon, to boot.

Clam chowder's the best.

Evil spoon? can i forgo the rhino ball for that one too?

Actually, if you use a rhino ball to conjure an evil spoon you're asking for trouble. My cousin tried that once, and end up with an evil garden hoe with the word "Tang" on the handle.

For the evil spoon, you should cast a cup of spider eggs into a simmering pot of pimp spit. Now, this is where it gets difficult: don't make the mistake of removing the pot from the heat too soon, otherwise your spoon will be an "evil gag spoon", with holes in the bowl. Make sure the spider eggs are completely dissolved in the spit, then remove the pot from the heat. Recite the evil spoon spell, using the toughened back-skin of a 48 year old whore as a drum (you know, to keep the beat). The whore can be older, but she has to be at least 48. The real problem is getting the whore to agree to the spell without having to pay her anything ... I've found that offering her a bite of the soup usually suffices.

doest get any better then soup in a coffee pot

Yes. That's when you know you better appreciate that fuckin' soup, because there's no telling when the next meal will be coming along.

I Like soup.

Took the words right out of my mouth...Dammit, now I want some...*Heads to the kitchen, thinking 'fuck the diet'*...lol

I had Clam Chowder last night. From Quizno's.

THE SOUND
 

*the sound of one jaw dropping*

Fuckin' A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is all about the hot and sour soup.....you know the chinese resteraunts always have it....

i have to eat like the 3 bowls and shit......:D :D

Gotta go with fucking Alphabet or Minestrone soup with a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich...........*drools*

...wedding soup!it's got everything...meatballs,chicken,orzo,greens etc.:D

Love Hale and Haertys Gumbo. Tastes fuckin marvelous.

Only prob is is costs a ton. So make my own now.

Love chinese hot and sour. Got a gooood recipe for it. Got it from this restaurant owner i know.

Px

You know what I think is delicious, but my wife and friends find to be a tad nasty? I like getting a big bowl of chile, and dipping a fat peanut butter sandwich in it. Wonderful stuff.

agreed. i generally make it myself tho, since they put bacon in it usually (well, smoked ham).

im vegetarian. yeh yeh it has clams. well gues what, i make sure to not eat the cute animals. seriously. although some fis have been looking awfully cute lately, i plan on dropping them too. never dropping bivalves or shrimp tho ;)

oh. and i eat my clam chowder with evil chowder crackers and forsaken spoon with hellish bowl.

B.

ALSO AGREED! YUM!!!! i make it at home ;)

egg drop soup is tasty too.

B.

i love the white clam chowder....better then red.....

lets have a poll

which is better white or red clam chowder?

new england, aka, white.

deffinately new england....white

without a doubt......white :D

Really.. don't feel bad. If animals didnt have proteins, then maybe we'd be wrong eating them. Till that happens, you can eat all the clam chowder you want!!

*sigh*...I have tried SOOO many times to introduce people to the wonders of this culinary contradiction...However, some just refuse to try new things...They have no idea how much they are missing out on....I could LIVE off of this stuff...Wicked Lady and Shinobi love it, too...I'd say anyone who actually TRIED it, would become addicted, as well... :cool:

I am with you sis, no bean chili for me please and a large bowl at that.


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