Cry for Vod....
 

Yes folks, today it is official....

Nothing that thins the blood for 2weeks prior, and 2 weeks after....


Oct 27 i go into surgery to fix my fucked-up sinuses. and no blood thinners means.. No Alchohol!

As many of you may have noticed, the only reason i diont have Budman's or Shanks' reputation as a big drinker is simply a lack of advertising. I love beer. i love scotch. and whiskey. and vodka, and tequila, the list goes on.

Last night i had 2 cans of fosters to say goodbye to the tasty amber liquid for an entire month. Now, i amnot a heavy enough drinker to qualify as dependant, but i do love my booze. i like at least a beer or two a day. And now i can have nothing.

BTW, is caffeine a blood thinner? i know it is a diurhettic(sp?), but if it is a blood thinner, i am going to cry. i quit smoking years ago,and with alchohol or caffeine, i will be viseless. i may go insane.

Light a candle for me, and tie ribbon with the Bass logo on it....

I feel ya....its like when i quit smoking cigarettes by taking up MASSIVE pot smoking then i quit smoking pot by taking up alcoholism......now i just dont have any money for alcohol so i too am viseless.......goodluck man....

I'm on my forth beer in honor of your abstinence. Not really.....I'm still at work.
But I will make up for it tonight. Look on the bright side. You may lose a few pounds and you still have a hot wife to bring you a soda.

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Thanks :)


although, if i binge like i did when i quit smoking, i wont lose an ounce :)

I'll drink a Mark's Hard Lemonade for you. And smoke some cigarettes.

Yes, vod, ceffeine DOES thin the blood..., well, I'm not actually 100% on that, but I know it DOES shrink your blood vessels -
that's why I use it every time I have a migraine to releive at least SOME of the tension.
Whether or not shrinking the blood vessels and thinning the blood are the same thing...I dunno, I would think that it would lead to thinning the blood slightly, no?

All signs point to "Yes" for caffeine being a blood thinner.... My mood just went downhill....

I just read soemthing that said grapefruit juice stimulates the same kind of energy boost that caffeine causes....hmmm.... i DO like pink grapefruit juice... now all i need is somethign that simulates alchohol :D

Re: Cry for Vod....
 

shit that sux. Hope the nose op goes good, then you can smell the hops once again :)

Re: Re: Cry for Vod....
 

:)

The surgery is supposed to cure me of my chronic stuffiness, so you are pretty much on the money. Plus, they are going to try and "vaccinate" me against my cat and dog allergies. and it may cure my snoring!


I suppose that is worth a month of suffering. However, i do drink enough coffee that stopping is going to cause me headaches......:(

does this mean no aspirin?? DOH

B.

Nope. only ibuprofin. Or percocet after it's done.

What exactly are they doing to your sinuses Vod, it must be pretty bad to need surgery for them...shit...

Fuck the Ibuprofin!! I have had that surgery 3 times and belive me when i say you WILL want the Percocets after your surgery. It hurt like hell!!

Ya right after the Demoral and Morphine haha:D

Although i found the comedown from Introvenious Morphine to be FAR worse than the pain was in the first place.....much vomiting etc. etc.....

But when your on it.......:eek:

Septoplasty. Deviated septum. For real, not just an excuse for plastic surgery, as they wont actually be modifying my nose (and if they do, my grandkid's grandkids will be going to harvard off the lawsuit money....)

Apparently my septum (separates both sides of your sinuses), is VERY crooked, causing me to get stuffed noses in the miiddle of summer, even when i have had no allergic reactions :rolleyes:


this should clear that up, and i will probably be able to breathe normally for the first time in years.

I have had 34 surgerys So duh, I have had problems with keeping myself clean. I'm sorry but Oxycotten and dalota, Morphine and demerol make you feel so dam GOOD. I have had to work real hard to stay clean!!!

34 surgeries? holy shit lady, what happened?

3 sinus, 8 kiney stones, 3 c-sections, tubes tyed, 2 surgerys for carpel tunnel, 2 exploritory, penda sites,gallstones, olvery removed, Historectom,surgery on my arm, 2 to remove scare tissue, surgery on my bladder. I can't think of the rest right now!!

AMK is......

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wow.....:eek:


i had my wisdom teeth removed......

wow!! thats some list :eek:

reminds me of one of the leathal weapon movies where Mel and the woman are showing each other their war wounds. ;)

I had my appendix out about 40 years ago.

I got a really nasty abrasion skidding on a rug once.....:)

I like that!!

I smaked my chin on the bottom of a swiming pool after diving in, and fractured my wrist twice.... Doc said too much masdurbation is bad for your bones.

LOL

i actually was doing a backstroke in a pool once when i lived ion germany (had to be 14 maybe?) and swam full speed, head-first into the side of the pool. i was concious, but limp. the lifeguard pulled me out by my arm since i was right there, but i was limp like a ragdoll. no swimming for me for an hour after that...

But not bad for yout BONER!!! LMAO!! ;)

Forgive me I'm in a Nasty mood!! :D

:eek: No Shit?:eek:

I couldnt tell ;)

it wernt when I could'nt do it for six weeks both times, cant do it with my left hand it dont feel right.

I started smoking pot then I wouldn't drink anymore. Lost a pusher so I bought a pack of smokes. I like to drink and smoke so now I drink, smoke and sm0ke.

I've had three surgeries. (3 c-sections, tubes tied during the last c-section). Morphine was great the first day, then it made me throw up and itch, I had red hives, and scratch marks and bleeding all over from scratching.

I liked the tamer drugs they sent me home with. Those were nice, I was in a haze for a long while.

Really sorry to hear that Vodstok, hope you are well after the surgey on big FUCKING nose
Sorry to hear that....

Peace..

Ya those c-sections are a bitch. I know had 3 myself!! Good meds though!!

LOL...Kinda like cheating, huh?

Ya it made me itch pretty bad as i came off but the second it went in ill never forget.....the cold rush up my arm into my heart, then more cold as it went to my brain and legs and then it was already taking effect.....probably the best/most hardcore drug i've ever had....

Ill never do oxycotten tho, (even tho is based on morphine) or heroin tho.....ive seen my friends on that shit and no thanks.....:rolleyes:

Good luck, Vod.

hey vod, how's wedded bliss goin for ya?

well, except for the sudden cold-turkey drop of all vices....

i just wanted to say good luck with ur surgery Vod....hope you go through it well...and it sucks no alcohol or nuffin like that....ill drink some for ya

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