OMG! I think a member here is one of my DADS!
 

Sorry sting, I couldn't resist:D

leave that PC alone.... now go to your room!!!

there are so many rude jokes to be made of this, i dont knwo where to start.....:D

You could be MY kid, for all I know. lol

:eek: :eek: :eek: OMG! Stingy! You Whore!

can i call you "PumpkinSlut"? :D

Pumpkin Pimp!

Actually, I hate the hype surrounding pimps. What the hell is that all about? It's cool to whore out women? Jesus.

dont talks about me bitches likes that!

Sure it is :rolleyes:


nothing like making women sell their bodies for money, then taking the money. And you dont have to do anything but threaten them with violence, and to make good on those threats occasionally to keep them in line.....

and what is it with all the bling bling .....wtf is with those big jeep car things with the shiny chrome hub caps, is that the pimp ride?

Apparently, material things and sex are at the apex of that culture ... education being at the bottom. Talk about backwards.

Well, the precednt was set in the 70s... in order to be a pimp, you have to have the worst fucking taste on earth.

Masta Pimp

http://www.lostbrain.com/graphics/bush-pimp.jpg

*In the voice of Darth Vader* Stingy you are my father

*In the voice of Luke Skywalker* THATS IMPOSSIBLE

*Stingy throws himself down elevator shaft at the mere thought of The Creeper being his kin*

Who loves ya baby LOL

LOL

especially if your wayne brady




and ShankS its a pimped out ride

Lol, wayne brady

And the womens lib. movement takes a another giant leap back....

I'm scared.

Re: OMG! I think a member here is one of my DADS!
 

just how many dads do you have?

I don't think I would throw myself down an elevator shaft. It would probably play out like this:

"Stingy, you are my father."

(Stingy's brows furrow slightly.)

"Did you hear me, Stingy? You are my father."

"Wait ... did you say that I'm your father?"

"That's what I said."

(Stingy leans across the table, eyeing the creeper with careful scrutiny.)

"Who's your mother?" he finally asks.

"What?"

"If I am your father, who's your mother?"

Creeper glances around nervously, then leans back in his chair with half-formed confidence. "Some bitch."

"Dammit! Maybe I am your father."

"Do you have any money?"

"No."

"Need some?"

"Sure."

Creeper unfolds his wallet and slides out a twenty. "Will this do you?"

"Anything's fine. I'm all for handouts, you know." Stingy reaches for the bill, only to be violently bitch-slapped by Creeper.

"Hands off, fat-ass! Get a job, ya fuckin' louse!"

"Sorry."

"S'aright."


The end. :)

LOL...Thanks for the laugh, Stingy...I needed it:cool:

i have no clue what this thread is talking about can someone fill me in

i'm your father

Re: OMG! I think a member here is one of my DADS!
 

it's me

and since this thread doesn't have much of a point anymore


http://www.mposnerphoto.com/people%2..._collector.jpg

LMAO big time

" Yea and by the way, while your at it eat some dog food so you can pay for those prescription drugs, I am going out to slay bambi with my assault rifle and knock over some trees with my gas guzzling SUV. "

You know I was only kiddin ya right Stingy, I would throw myself down an elevator shaft, but hell my fat wallet would cushion the fall. LOL

Relevant thread -------->toilet...

Actually, this whole thread started as a joke. Never was relevant to begin with.

Well now.....Im just gonna dig this up for absolutly no reason

Who killed Bambi?

Lil John and Billy Bob Thornton

Wrong!It was Edward Tudor-Pole all along!

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"when there is no more room on the short bus you will walk the earth

"when there is no more room for juice in my sack ......the sperm will flow around the earth"