The 12 reasons Gays shouldn't be allowed to marry....
 

12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.


6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.


10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or a longer lifespan.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

My friend sent this to me online.......

And while its a joke, it makes some good points.....i know alot of you will get rialed up by this and thats fine and dandy, but keep the anger on the issue please....

Personally, i think its a riot....

Did you have to open this can-o-worms Arioch?LOL!:p

LOL ya.....its supposed to be a joke i think.....but you know whats comming....:p

men sticking meat up man hole is not right.

*straps on riot gear*

*gets riot ready*

I disagree(agree) to most of those sarcasm. The only one I have to review is #3. I think they actually are. I think both heterosexual and homosexual parents can have an effect on their children. That's part of the reason why it may take time for someone to find out what their sexual orientation is.

Yeah dong up bung action is deffently not right. But I guess whatever floats your boat.

Adam & Eve not Adam & Adam.

Agreed....i actually know a guy that doesn't even know hes gay yet.....but everyone else does....


Oh, and for the record....it was Adam & Lilith.....THEN Adam & Eve...

I think all gays should be shot anyway....even the girls. There has not been one hot lesbian that I've seen. Not one.

Either that, just keep them the hell away from me.

Gays have replaced blacks as the minority community that is openly discriminated against. The most effective constitutional method of robbing the rights of people was the “three fifths” clause of the original Constitution, which considered blacks as less than a whole person. If the right to marry is withheld from gays, then the same sentiment seems explicit._

The only "hot" lesbian i've ever seen were those girls that SAY they are lesbian and kiss on their female friends so they get the attention of guys....

God i fucking hate people like that....

I've got some hot 'fake' lesbian action on a DVD somwhere.

Whoa MM, when did you get so well-versed?

What a Homosexual does with other Homosexuals is between him and God. Just because our world condones divorce and accepts disfunctional families as the norm doesnt mean we should allow for legislation that promotes it. thats my peace

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marriage is a religious thing anyways, so the government shouldn't really have any say in what is or isn't a marriage

You needed a Dave Chapelle (as Rick James) "biatch!" at the end of that quote LOL.....

God no one is gonna say it better than that....

Ya really....Im used to your max. 5 word repllies....


Anyway, I have no problem with gays. Live and let live, just so long as they dont force me to become part of their culture, or to watch them....Im fine

Yeah I agree with The Egg. If you want to get married in a church it should be by that churches way. The whole idea of marriage is that two people join together and become one for the purpose of serving God.

In some cases and countries, the government is more open-minded than the church on that subject.

well marriage is a mainly a religion thing. but you dont need to involve religion when ya get married now days. but since its mainly a religous thing. i dont see how the goverment can stop fags from marrying. cause ithink if religion has to stay out of politics. politics should fuck off from religion. but then again that might nt happen since most religions are against homos getting married. which is ok by me. but if the goverment is gonna ban fags/dykes from getting married then they should at least acknowledge same sex relationships. that way when one spouse dies he at least would have the right to leave his b/f what ever wanted to in his will. without some narrow minded family member stepping in and taking what these two might have spent a life time aquiring togther. who knows...? who cares....? not i.

lol



and this guy you know, I dont get it, how can he not know he's gay himself, and yet others do?? are the other people gay and reckon they can make him go gay??

My peace:
I've been in (bridesmaid) a non "valid" homosexual wedding. Beautiful. Religion and politics don't mix. Besides, the world is way over populated as it is. Too many gay people to believe its not natural... And finally the first "people" on this planet were single celled organisms. I'm not sure they were very political. (At the risk of me bringing my religion, Wicca, into this...I believe in Evolution).

That's my visit to this thread

homosexuality may be natural, but so is insemination. And since a lot of gay couples want babies, "the world is way over populated as it is" is not really something the average gay couple would agree to as a meaning to their orientation. I used to think that but now I just let live and I stop speculating. I could never understand people who are different from me; I tolerate their differences as long as they do me or the people I love no harm. That includes other religions, other cultures, bad tempers, teenagers, necrophiles, homosexuals, bisexuals, trisexuals.

I dont think it's natural.

Man was created through evolution and ended with a penis, woman was created through evolution and ended with a vagina.....now in order to create baby, man must insert penis in to woman vagina, there is no other natural means to do this.

Any other alternative to creating a baby other than inserting penis into a vagina is abnormal and not natural, thus the conclusion of this story indicates that man has a natural use for his penis, which is to stick it inside a womans vagina.

If a man decides he'd like to stick it inside a mans bottom, then this man is partaking in an unnatural act which goes against the evolutionary change which brought about man and woman cohabitation.

Here ends my lesson on the acts of sexual reproduction and man and womans existance together in a natural cohabit environment.

Makes sense. I'm heterosexual but I go against nature my own way by "avoiding coming into women's vagina or wearing condoms". I'm scared shit of having a child. That would be the end of my life as far as I'm concerned. What Haunted meant to say is homosexuals may very well be a way for humanity not to reproduce itself so much, among other ways (for example, people are getting smarter and smarter and deny religion). It could be a bad thing or a good thing... or a good and a bad thing.

Agreed....But look around you....what the FUCK IS natural these days? Driving our big SUV's around town? Talking on our Cell Phones?

The only thing that WOULD be natural these days is if we were all living in caves barely starting fires and hunting and gathering....that argument makes no sense to me.....

Ya, because hes brought up in a very strict christian intolerant family.....they would dissown him.....he OVERLY hates gays, with a passion, loves his male friends, etc. etc. the list goes on and on....

Does hating black dudes make a white man black? Yeah.. I like debating.

Nice

Good point!

I never did get that argument … Hating gay people makes you a homophobe, not gay!

I don’t like Slugs … does that mean I’m a slug pellet?

but they so love you feral

I was refering to an assumption made earlier

... I know, I was also replying to Arioch's comment ...

No no, you guys got it wrong, this was only one point....i was trying to save going further but let me iterate the points...as his "girlfriend" is quite intimate with me....

He only likes when she dresses in a cap, with her hair up, flannel shirts and jeans.....he HATES her in anything femanine......including all her victoria secret shit....he really likes when she gives him a REACH AROUND (getting the picture yet) he will only have sex anally......he hates her breast and any part of her body that is strictly femanine....

He only hangs out with older males, ONLY. The list goes on and on and on.....

Im not saying everyone who hates gays is a homophobe, lighten up, im saying THIS guy, is overcompensating for his own issues (he was also molested as a child),

Thats ALOT of fucking clues.....believe me, everyone but this guy knows....

And his girlfriend is absolutely gorgous....i don't know about you guys, but i dont know many strait guys that only use beautiful girls for reach arounds as they are dressed as men.....

But i know quite a few gay men....

LMAO......very nice zwoti.....and quite relevant....