What do you want your tombstone to say?
 

this one may have been done before, but i was thinking about death lately and was trying to figure out what the last thing i wanted to say to people. i saw a cool one once. it read:

Take heed, Young man
As you walk by,
As you are now, So once was I,
As I am now, You too shall be,
So seek the Lord, Or follow me.

so what do you want on your tombstone? And please dont say pepperoni and sausage. or any other topping. lol

Pepperoni and sausage ? I don't understand that.
I'd like 'Men admired him, children looked up to him and women wanted him'. That would be nice, even though tis is a rather morbid subject.
Cheers !

i want mine to say that i made a difference, that i lived well

here lies miss amy,
here amy's body doth lay
mourn her long and well
elton john was gay

"What a loser that guy was. Everyone will miss his antics now that he is gone. We have no one to make fun of now :( "

"let not thy sorrow die, tho i am dead"

HEYYY!!!:mad: :mad: don't say that!! you are an awesome person!!:)

people think that it is a morbid subject, but it really isn't. its really the only certain thing in life. just ask old ben franklin.

I want to be cremated.

a good friend of mine died, and was cremated, so after the funeral his wife had a pegoda ring made with some of his ashes inside of it. it was kind of creepy, especially when i shake her hand.

Your new avatar rocks LMSA...

Thanks... I "stole" it from a LiveJournal. :p :o

Hrmmm ..... tell me who they are man thats all i want from you some fucking names. and ill be tellin them what i fucking told that bloodraynes guy asswipe. cuz im not exactly a small, or nice guy for that matter LOL. Your the shit hate....:D :D and dont let anyone tell you different...

Ya and thats about what the jist of my tombstone is gonna say LOL....

Just dump my corpse in the ocean. I don't want to be embalmed, much less rot away underground.

HERE LIES CheebaGeuse

I'd wanna record my own message...by then, no doubt the technology should be available. I would record individual voice-activated messages to friends and family I hold in high regard, and sub-greetings to the new family members I may not have gotten to know all that well...
I would also have a button-activated message to any passers-by, containing a bit of basic info about myself, and my outlook on the things that are important in life.
"And in closing, please do not piss on my grave"

...Of course, I'd have it fully electrified...

"Yes, she is finally dead"

Or something along those lines. :)

"the world is less sexier without her"

yeh, thats totally me

and HB. quit wit that shit. if thats what u think, then its true. ur a nice kid

GDIS

"He really enjoyed the knockers thread.
He loved the boobs, and now he's dead.

He placed his face, near his woman's chest,
now he's at rest, because of big breasts."


print it and send it out :)

at the bottom of this hole lies a big big man
if you dont believe me check out the knob of his dick sticking out of the ground

Re: What do you want your tombstone to say?
 

I think I'll be a cadaver and let a group of young medical students cut me open and pull shit out to poke at.

That is of course if I never do get bitten by that vampire resulting in immortality.....

Here lies the Creeper
Lets hope he stays there this time

1969-?
:) :(

I think i like creepers the best so far.


Although mine did mention hooters......:)

"Here lies the deadly remains of Fredrick L. Vanheil. A legend buried, but not dead. And like The Creeper, prey he stays there is time.

1942-????"

Also I want to have whipe cream on my tombstone followed by a gush of chocolate. And a cherry on top. Now, does that come with or without a 'Kill you Family Quickly' toy?

Upon raven's back you fly
Amidst the chior of crows
To the breast of The Morrighan

"your standing on my head so get the fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"thats what mine would probly say not shurr though

´But he wore warm clothes´, or something like that from a Garfield album, or ´My friend stopped running today´from Watership Down.

"Here lies DVP. He went down pointing out the hypocrisy for all to see. His spirit will forever haunt"
DVP will rise from exile

To those who will miss me,
I love you.
To everyone else,
Eat the peanuts out of my shit.

"If you're reading this, im probably already dead"

I hear that one hatebreeder.

How about this one "Do you mind not standing there, your on my nuts"

how about

"here lies a fellow with a spreadable disease. by the time you are done reading this you will have been infected by the herpes virus. enjoy."

you say i sin
you say im bound for hell
so when your judgement condemn you
i will see you there