Hhhheeeeeeeeellllpppp!!!!!
 

Ok so here is the deal...... some backstory i guess is in order. When it comes down to the whole dating game i dont play it that well. It is extremely hard for me to pick on signs and all the little inuindos that girls through at me. I always think that they are just being nice.


Anywayz so im sitting in class and this girl that sits in front of me turns around out of the blue and says "Hey your name is Josh right?" and im like yeah and i dont really even know if i introduced myself to her. This girl is like totally beautiful ( and seems to be really cool). So we start with the whole Idle chit chat thing and im like hell yeah, but im not really picking up any kind of vibe cuz like i said im kinda lacking in the whole picking up signs department.
Well about 20 mins later she turns around outta the blue and looks at me for like 5 seconds and smiles at me then turns back around. Immediatly after she and her friend start giggling and pointing over there shoulders at me and im like uhhhhhh. About then jeff looks at me and says "damn dood she is totally in to you." and im like hrmmm i dunno if she is just being nice or what. so i wanna ask her out but i really have been outta the game for a long ass time and dont really knowwthe Best way to do it.




Please help a bit of advice from the ladies or hell the ladies men would be fucking awesome......:D

how old are you both?

Asking her out right away could be a big mistake

What he said....

Are you sure you didn't have a booger hanging out of your nose or something.

It could account for the giggiling.:)

just keep talking to her some more, maybe give a few signs. if shes showing interest, and wants u to KNOW (making it obvious) ,then she would like some back. got to be mutual. but ONLY if u have interest, dont force it. it sohuld come naturally

then from there u just kinda flirt it off ya know, i always say 'hey.. we shuold get married' although im not sure ud want to use those words exactly...

LOOK AT THE LEGS! (ive gottten bored of goddamn im sexxxy so im gona say that for a while now)

god DAYUM im seXXXY (ok, not that bored)

Take out your dick and slap it in her face. That's a good way to guage interest.

with some chicks that would work.. like me for example

but.. thats only SOME chicks, not most.

If you are....

Between the ages of 8-14, she has a crush on you.

Between the ages of 15-18, you're ass ugly and will never get laid in your life.

Have a good day.

schoolgirls usually do this kind of things

Ummmm im 21 and she is umm 19 i think or no no she is 20. i dont think you have any clue what you are talking bout but umm yeah

Have a good day


btw thanx for the positive feed back on this one guys ( some were cool but some were well lets just say this is a last time i put that kinda shit on the board for you vultures) LoL

Well then if you've surprassed my chart, then you sir are fucked. The only ass you're going to get is at a prison. Maybe you'll get lucky...get caught for posession of narcotics or something and end up sharing a cell with Big Bubba. He may be scary...but at heart, he's just a big teddy bear.

21...and getting giggled at by girls. Jesus.

Hrmmm i dont even know how to respond to that one. LOL except you are prolly the most simple minded fuck i have ever heard from. I mean look at all your posts. everything you talk about is all like " maybe youll go to prison and share a cell with big bubba." or " maybe youll......" ummmm simple truth man you know absolutely DICK about what you are saying. how old are you btw 12-13 and sharing a house with mommy. haha.

i think you should cut her arm and if she bleeds then it wasnt meant to be

2 words: Donkey Punch

LoL i think a good DP is in order.

18, and since I'm still attending school, yes I still have to live with my parents till I'm done. Sorry, but you've failed.

Apparently you "know absolutely DICK about" anything. Especially girls. I could get laid more times in one day than you probably can in 5 years.

The terrible truth is, I rule and you do not. It goes for everyone here. I am notorious for my ass kicking here.

All my posts about jails, huh? Really? You took 8 minutes, to find all my 300+ posts from this account, the other 800+ posts from my other account and the other 2000+ posts from my first account? Your computer must be fast as hell, I mean, mine is only a week old and it can't even find shit that fast.

In today's society, everyone demands truth; yet, when I dish it out everyone has to complain.

WTF are you talking about. and you still live with your parents that tells me a lot.



you know you have never gotten laid man.
come off the ego trip for about two seconds and look at your situation. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS.

and if iwas just looking for a FUCK. i wouldnt be posting this shit on the board i would be FUCKING. but i kinda want more than that now, because when you get all grown up and get a life. You will prolly be like me and stop all the childish FUCKING AROUND.

BISMARCK!

Nicely put......:D

then after that.... LUCKY PIERRE!!!!

I WANT TO BE THE PIERRE!!! :) (if its possible)

Living with parents doesn't hinder shit.

Not only have I gotten laid plenty of times in my room, but I've done it in a church, school, my car, their car, backstage at concerts, their bedrooms, parks, beaches. I think I'm missing one...but those are all the places I can name off the top of my head.

Since you're new, you probably think I'm fucking with you, but I'm not. I have no reason for lying, nor have I ever. Well, except for the sick AIDS joke, that was rather humourous.

So you can get laid....but you can't get a date with a girl or tell if she likes you? That's still sad. I'm 3 years younger than you and I've probably gotten more dates than I can handle. Not to mention by the way you act here, I can say I've done more illegal shit when I was 12 than I should have. (Which I kind of regret now) than what you've done...if at all. (which is your choice)

I'll get more wasted tomorrow night than you will and you're at the legal age. You can go to a bar and I can't...but I'm still going to get piss ass drunk.

Well now I'm just rambling, so, in conclusion, you're 21 and in college. You shouldn't be hooking up with anyone now anyway. The fact that a 19 year old is still giggling at boys with her friends is immature anyway. If I were you, I would've strutted up to the bitch and backhanded her from here to Sunday, then commanded her to suck my dick.

Don't be such a god damn pussy, you fuck.

Hah. Well put. but the fact that im a pussy with women has nothing to do with my illegal activities(which i can guarantee makes you look like a child.) not saying that to be rude or continue our little flame war.( which i can say is greatly entertaining.) but man you just dont know. anywayz to continue i am a pussy with women. SO WHAT> i still get mine. LOL

LMAO


wtf are you talkin about evis.........what the hell do your illegal activities have to do with anything relevant to the thread.......I am older on this board than you or him and you have contributed to exactly dick since youve been here..........anyway let the flame war continue.......and stop acting like a child !!!!

and dabro....same goes for you........


flame wars=pointless

but pointless can be fun ;) WOO WOO!!

just like this....
GOD DAYUM IM SEXXXXY!

HAHA!!!

your right


FLAME ON!!!:D :D

I know, I caught myself rambling if you actually took time to read the post.

I basically summed up the post in the conclusion.

Good, I hope my habit of drinking and lightin up never make me grow as old as you and as ignorant. Plus if I lost my ability to pick up girls, I'd have to kill myself.

And you told me that you can get laid, you don't need to restate. You still can't get a relationship.







And you get giggled at.




You're still fucked.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Fuckin' a.

good way to show people how to edit a quote sis........you got talent

You like it rough, eh?