funniest words you've ever heard.....
 

pojo fuzzbringer. some chicken ultra lord or something! i dunno it was funny.

funniest words ive heard?

How about "i'll love you forever" or "they've got weapons of mass destruction"

Ass Biscuit

Peace Pipe.

Ha, good one...

bum tickle

B-U-L-G-I-N-G!!!!!!

Pledge!!!!


Inside joke....but now I laugh insanly whenever I hear that word:D

haha nice....

Haha....zorak owns....

Douche nozzle makes me giggle.

John Kerry..... A Stronger America:D

Thats a good one too....

Really any advertising slogan....

cum guzzling gutter slut

Fun sucker

today my Social Psych teacher said that he wasnt just some "random sunshine thrower"

we laughed for like 2 hours, but now I dont know why

"spinoff???.......more like a runoff.......from a wastepump......"


that and

"no talent assclown"

TESTICLES hahaha damn i love the toilet humor.

Testicles does sound funny.:D

Burgalar

Ha ha ha....


Im in french right? Our teacher was talking about showers.....such a great time!

For those of you less french-ly inclined, Shower in french is "Douche"

Ah, what fun

made these up back in 5th grade with my neighbors who were in like 3rd

penis brittle

butt snout

and when you go 'guess what?' 'chicken butt'.. we'd go 'guess when' 'chicken hen'

WHEEL OF _______________

:D

Cockhamper
Cuntlapper
Vagina
Nards
Wang

ass cucker turd burgular dingle berrie

I did not have sex with that woman.

Butt weasel

Assclown

I have a better vision for america-John Kerry

Shuv it-Teresa Heinz Kerry

Asshead

The republicans only give tax cuts to the top 1 percent of americans-funny I didnt know I was in the top 1 percent

Yeah, Assclown is a good one. I've always been partial to Asswipe, F*ckstick and F*ckmouth.....you know,when somebody is bad mouthing you behind your back.They are f*ckmouthing you.

I've always loved AssHat, as opposed to Assclown or Asshead.

that is awesome


never heard those before!!!!HAHAHA!!!!

Whats in the suit case you Fuck Nut Cocksucker?

Also any time you put the words penis and loaf together.....

I think Penis Loaf is funny!

I did not have sexualy relations!

And...

Cock pump?! I thought it was a damn weed pump! [Gags].

Ricockulous!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Mother Fucker Tits Fart Turd and Twat

I fucked your mom.

Give George "Dubuah" another four years!! LOL!!!

btw, like ur new av, orangestar!

Why thank you. Those are a couple words that came out when I was really pissed one day. I take full credit for both. <3

This one is more of a joke.....
















Dan Rather and CBS news

LOL...You, me and Creeper are probably the ONLY ones here who will 'get'/appreciate that one ;) :)

HAHAH i get it. He wont be around much longer due to the recent happenings...

Quagmire

The word or the actual object?! :eek: :p