Titles for Movies You Wouldn't Rent
 

Now these are not titles of real films. They are imaginary. But let's say you walk into a video store and you see something that just says "Don't rent me---ever!" because the title just does not do it for you.

(Hey, you market research people, here's a freebie! Read this thread and get an insight into titles people DON'T want to see!)

I'll start off with two titles I definitely would not rent, no matter what I might have heard or read about these films...........

"EVIL POODLE"

and

"McDICK"

Shaft of Terror

I would buy Evil Poodle in a heartbeat.

Titles I probably wouldn't consider:

Love fungus

Lament of the Bricklayer

Billy the Amish Buggy Goes to Florida

I would never rent THE LOBSTER BOYS' MARINADE DAYS

The Golden Rod of Orifice Maximus

I've got that on VHS - uncut, too.

the big breasted chainsaw hookers

Letter to the Mayor

Good God! These ARE some of the lamest titles I've ever heard! You people are fantastic.