I guess the joke is this.

Tarot Reading
V
Carrot Eating

*thrusts another suspicious glance at sculpt*

::big grin::

ficken Karotte Esser...
Essen Sie stattdessen Kartoffeln!

(F***ing carrot eater. Eat potatoes instead!)

finding an in-network doctor vs 24hr cold?

I'll take the cold

The P.O.X or The Cramps?

The Cramps - excellent sound


Words - The monkees vs Fixing a hole - the beatles?

Words

The Thing vs. Alien

Tough one, two great films and personal favs...

I have to give it up to Alien, because the symbology, all intended or not, goes so very deep... evil loses and loves wins.

Reading poem live on TV vs throwing the fan "first pitch" in World Series?

So many qualifiers here…

Is it my own poem? Is my favorite team (Balt Orioles) in the World Series?

Without knowing some details…let me take throwing out the first pitch, in hopes that my team is in the series!!

Okay, getting paid to do nothing at work for a day or earning your money with a difficult day?

(Sorry, I meant to specify: it will be your original poem. And it's just the current World Series... whoever wins it to be there.)

OK, now for your Versus question...

Am I getting paid to specifically do nothing? They making sit in a chair alone in a room? or am I supposed to watch TV? Or can I do whatever I want on-premises or can I leave?

How you defining difficult day? Like pissy customers? Or like losing an eye and taking a walk of shame down the city streets?

::stick out tongue::