A Perfect World

Good Movie

Country Bears.


For kids, it wasnt bad. Except for the Disney Teeny music videos that cropped up a few times. I find myself being humiliated for the dipshits "acting" in those things....

you getting in practice all ready ;)

White Noise

Yep :)

I think I will wait until the kid is 5 to show him/her Alien. That's when I saw it :)

isn't that a little early to scare the living hell outta the kid

Blindly clinging to faith that maybe EVERYONE was wrong...I got m'self a copy of
"alone in the dark"
figuring that even if something based on this FUCKING cool videogame series wasn't "good", it wouldn't be THAT bad.
Seems I was wrong.
From the beggining, it looked like straight to vido/made for tv kinda quality...the camerawork SUCKED, the acting, for the better part, sucked (don't even get me started on the Reid bitch), the storyline was "ok" but not really all that....however, the biggest dissapointment of all was that even the parts that were MEANT to be scary, weren't, at ALL.
The beasts looked like a cheap computer program had been designed to make a plastic toy run around...very poorly done.
I actually turned this one off...I'd seen enough when the guerilla guys and Carnby had a firefight with a few of the beasts, my GOD I don't think I've ever seen anthing that looked so cheap and tacky. Both my girl and I agreed that it didn't look like it was going anyplace good, or for that matter WATCHABLE, so we turned it off, NEVER to be put on again.
I never saw "House of the Dead", but was left thinking that SURELY it couldn't have been as bad as this...

Now I join the masses:
Do NOT see this movie...I bought a $10 pirate copy, and I feel ripped off, the part of the film I DID watch was a complete waste of time. At NO point, will this film impress you as much as your decision to turn it off will.
I'm done.

look this guy up on IMDB:
Uwe Boll



Look at the movies he has made, and the ones he will be making. He may single-handedly kill the video game movie genre.

The John Carpenter remake of Village Of The Damned

believe it or not - House of the Dead is worse.



my last movie :

A Wrinkle in Time .. based on one of my favorite books (of the same name) by Madeline L'engle (hope i spelled that correctly)


it was like an inspired large budget made for TV movie .. for the most part well cast and pretty good effects ..

too boring for small kids .. it's aimed at smart young teenagers.

Fathers day...the kids took me to see Batman Begins. Loved it.:)

..not very good..

...I didnt recommend it or did I ?...not scary...but it was an ok modern asien movie

What made House of the Dead so bad? I've never seen it, but hear so much about how bad it is. Acting? Storyline?

I never saw it either, but from what i have heard, they interlaced screenshots from the game into action shots of the movie, and they apparently used more bullet time than the MAtrix movies....

watched CREEP last night. 6/10
***SPOILER*****


imagine Wrong Turn in london underground



Not a bad movie but not great either, nice touch at the end and an extra point for being original - ish

agreed

holy shit , just watched sleepaway camp for the first time, the guy getting burned at the start was disturbing the camera just lingered for ages, also what about the ending, a lot better film than i was expecting even the 80's sports gear didnt spoil it for me

This is one film I'm still meaning to see....:)

Anyway....I'm gonna watch "Fright Night" tonight...for the 839028492374920849230847th time ;)

magnificent trio

writing, acting, direction,
every single aspect of this film was so poorly excecuted its practically a textbook on how not to make a movie.

it has to be experienced .. impossible to describe ...

gonin 2

I seriously want to see it just to see how bad it is...I know I'll probably kill myself afterwards...but when somebody tells you not to do something...you know you have to;)

Im a step ahead...I just bought the damn thing! Cant wait to watch it, heard SOOOO many bad things, Im psyched. Love a bad movie:)

HA! Me too. I need to get a used copy or something. I HAVE to know...;) Post after you watch it. I'm curious to hear your thoughts.

My copy was used...got it for $4, less than it woulda cost to rent the damn thing!

Im kinda busy for the next few days...might get to watch it tomorrow night, but not sure. Night after for sure, if not tomorrow.

That's cool, when ever you get around to it let me know :)

You know I was planning on never watching this movie.....until now. Thanks a lot. Now I have to know. ;)

HA! Exactly what I said. It's killing me ;)

Batman Begins......surprisingly good :)

LMAO....yes, you did.....I didn't read over the other replies until after I posted....I think we think too much alike. :D

Oh and the last movie I watched was Poltergiest.

Day of the Jackle


Damn good movie, thanks Shanks I can't believe I'd never heard of such a good movie.

Sorority Boys...Umm...That was Dustin's idea...

when i 1st saw it at the show ... (yes i paid money to sit in a theatre and see this mess) i was pissed beyond explaination - as i was pumped to see a new zombie movie.

this unflushable corn filled pipe clogging turd would probably be funny to watch now - knowing what to expect.

good for a laugh at how badly executed it was.

RE2 sort of fits into this catagory ..

but the crowning jewel of the unholy trinity - The Village - will never be part of my collection for any reason..

its not so bad it's good, or unintentionally funny -
it was a big fuck you to every horror fan on the planet.

last seen movie ..

i downloaded a SVCD of House of Wax ...

not a great movie, not a bad movie ..

i always enjoy seeing Paris in her panties so there was 10 seconds of entertainment no matter what ... a couple of decent kills ... some ok effects ..


SPOILER ALERT ****************


why was it set up as a big suprise that the carcas dumping billy-bob was a third brother ? he did tell them that there was a town near by - we already knew it was a town made of wax ...

who else would have known ? kind of lame way to end that one ..

haha, well, it surprised the hell out of me. I had forgotten all about him.

I thought the way Paris died was pretty good. How about you?

well, it's not like i havent seen her give head before ;)

You've seen Paris Hilton give head? Really?

I thought she was so sweet and innocent... I had no idea...



Anyway, the last movie i watched is still Country Bears... and every time i think about it, i hear Homer Simpson say "It's a regular freakin' country bear jamberoo!" and it is driving me insane.

why do you think i have so much respect for her ...

the girl has talent..