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Now, I think, am I in the right place???
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according to my clock is starts 5 minutes ago.
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Yep, you're in the right place, i think tic is all set to go :)
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Ok finally to get this thing on the road.
To the people who have helped and offered their support. Thank you I know when you saw the list a few jaws dropped and hearts sunk, (but somehow despite the curse of HDC, which I probably shouldn't mention coz no doubt I'll be struck with lightning) we are here. Give yourself a clap people and drinks are on Horror or so he told me. Without further adue, its also known as time-wasting we can now start the show - bring on the dancing girls yah. That was quick! OK for the first awards: The HDC Oscars Award for Worst Director Michael Deveraux Paul W Anderson Rick Garris Rob Zombie Rupert Wainright Ullili Zommel Uwe Boll After a good deal of deliberation, that lasted, Oh nearly a millisecond and facing what was stiff opposition, the award goes to: UWE BOLL As a judge put it “Reason? He is the worst thing to happen to Horror”, And that was being kind. |
The HDC Oscar for the Worst Producer
Darren Ramage Michael Bay Michael Deveraux Rob Zombie Sam Raimi Uwe Boll There are OK producers, there are bad producers, but there can only be one really, really bad producer. The winner of this award, needs no introduction, as more than likely he would barge in anyway. UWE BOLL Do I have to give a reason? Wait and see and you’ll know why. |
The HDC Oscars for the worst Production Studio:
Boll Kg Columbia Fox Atomic Paramount Warner This award, on the face of it was a pretty hard one to Judge; Paramount, Columbia and Warner – but yes that man again, this time using his own production company, why because even those already mentioned, have at least made an effort, in trying to produce some good movies. This person who uses his own company, perhaps because no-one else would even consider undertaking the films he creates. The winner of the worst production studio can only go to Uwe Bolls own production studio, BOLL KG |
Wow! I'm suprised! Uwe Boll is the best thing Horror has ever had! Did I say horror, I meant the people who are out to kill horror.
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The HDC Oscars for worst screen play
Campfire Tales Death Proof Halloween (07) House of the Dead $lasher$ The Beast from 20,000 fathoms Zombie Nation If I was to say Uwe Boll describes himself as not only a director, a producer but also a writer, would you know who won this one? A bad screenplay does not make a good movie, Mr Boll. and when you’ve spent a lot of your experience on trying to not only destroy horror, but the games that are based on them. Shame on you The award for the worst screen play is Uwe Boll’s travesty House of the Dead |
The HDC Oscar for the Worst Horror Film Ever
BloodRayne BoogeyMan Captivity Day of the Dead Dead Alive aka BrainDead House of the Dead Mulva: Zombie Ass-Kicker $lasher$ Slaughter High The Horror Star The Village Troll Zombie Nation I think you already know this one, or do you? Let me put you out of your misery : Mr Boll is at it again! This time however, not content with messing up one game-based movie, but he has the the cheek, insolence, contemptness and above all disrespect to cause one of our own to change her name, because of what Boll done to this character. But this is NOT the worst horror film, as pointed out earlier a badly written screen play does not bode well with a good movie. The Worst ever horror film is House of the Dead |
Wow. What a suprise. ;)
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So finally one unchallenged award, which is affectionately known as the Uwe Boll Award for crap film-making.
All the categories that he was nominated for he came almost, infact unanimously top of the pile. To other film makers, please take heed or you may be the second candidate. The Person who had single handedly attempted to destroy the horror of which we so love, (that is why we are here after all) is Bow your head in shame UWE BOLL |
I really wish he would come to this forum one day. He would get so much bashing!
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Good job UWE!
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Way to go Uwe Boll :p
ok, now for some serious, and by that i mean decent horror movie awards The HDC Oscars award for Best Actor Nominations are: Boris Karloff Bruce Campbell Christopher Lee Donald Pleasance Lon Chaney Snr. Peter Lorre Samuel L Jackson Vincent Price This award goes to a man who sacrificed everything for his art, his groundbreaking makeup and versatility brought horror to the masses, he was a master of his craft, his ability to transform himself using self invented makeup techniques earned him the nickname ‘The Man of a Thousand Faces’. His early death meant the loss of a great man in the movie industry The winner is Lon Chaney Snr |
Gore is trying to sell his car :eek:
Disease? normal ha ha action will resume shortly |
its crumbling down before my eyes!
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4 more awards! 4 more awards! (And the rest!)
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The HDC Oscars award for Best Character
Nominations are: Ash Dracula - Bela Lugosi (31) Ellen Ripley - Alien series Jason Vorhees Michael Myers Waiter (Bruce Campbell in Spiderman 3) This award goes to Ash The judges summed this character up much better than I can so here are their comments “…greatest costume, greatest one-liners, greatest attitude, he goes from a total wuss into unstoppable bad-ass in no time flat. just an all around great character...” “…strong screen-presence, some really great sequences, and some of the best one-liners and one-word dialogues ever seen in a horror movie… Groovy…” “…He's a much more complex character than the others. Ash is witty, unwilling, and sarcastic until the end but he always ends up trying to save the day... or at least the girl... along with his own ass…” |
The HDC Oscars award for Worst Character
Nominations are: Ash BloodRayne Freddie Harris - Halloween Ressurection Jackie Peters - Jaws 2 JigSaw Kiera Knightley - Pirates " 3 Laurie Strode - Halloween Remake Marcie - Pumpkinhead Tippi Hendren - The Birds Trevor Moorhouse Tyranny This character, in the original film, was one of the strongest characters in the movie, however the ‘remade’ character in the recent version of the film was a great let-down In the 2007 remake of the film this character lacked any real substance and had no personality The award for Worst Character goes to Laurie Strode – Halloween Remake |
Ok, then...
Here we have the award for the best remake... The nominations were.... 300 Dawn of the dead Land of the dead The Fly (80's) The hills have eyes The thing (80's) And the winner is THE THING..... http://images.vpro.nl/img.db?28908809+s(226) http://abc.net.au/news/features/img/...30thething.jpg http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/pro...601.1020.A.jpg |
And the award for worst Remake....
The nominations are.... Black Christmas Halloween House of Wax Night of the living dead The Fog The Hitcher The Omen The Wickerman And the wiener is THE WICKERMAN with NIC Cage in the driver seat.... http://www.horror-movies.ca/albums/u...WickerMan4.jpg |
The HDC Oscars award for Best Book
Nominations are: American Psycho Collective/complete works of Egar Allen Poe Dracula Frankenstein The Devil Rides Out The Shinning The Stand The Wyrm A cautionary tale about men playing God, this book stands out as one of the best in the horror genre, it has stood the test of time and continues to be popular today, both in book and movie format The emotions engendered by this book are relevant whatever the era, life changes, emotions don’t, “…The feeling of pity when the creature feels unwanted and an outcast, it not only regards the doctor as not only his creator, but his father…” is something that still hold true today The winner of the Best Book category is Frankenstein |
The HDC Oscars award for Worst Book
Nominations are: Dolores Claiborne Hannibal Rising Havoc Junction High School Musical The Haunted Stagecoach The Woman in black The award for Worst Book goes to Hannibal Rising Here are some of the judges comments: “…Hannibal Rising is the one of maybe two or three books I couldn't even finish. Such a disappointment when compared to Harris's earlier books, no I take that back, Hannibal was a disappointment, Hannibal Rising was outright awful…” “…Hannibal Rising did make all the others look semi bad…” “…Absolutely the worst out of all the mentioned. Even worse than the one I nominated…” |
wont be long I promise
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The Award for the film that should be remade is
20 Million miles to Earth Alligator Jaws Kronos London After Midnight Resident Evil Silent Night, Bloody Night $lasher$ The Beast from 20,000 fathoms The Wolf Man Again another toughie, each film well most of them, still hold strongly today as they did when they first came out However, one finally was chosen as both the director and actors who are to be in this film, perhaps because of the work they have already done, will be remade The award for the movie that SHOULD be remade is The Wolf Man |
The HDC Oscars award for Best SFX
Nominations are: A Nightmare on Elm Street Alien An American Werewolf In London Dawn of the Dead Day of the Dead Eraserhead Suspiria The Blob The Thing (rem) Tim Roth/Tom Woodruff Transformers The groundbreaking effects in this movie are what made it stand the test of time and shocked audiences across the world Here’s what Wiki has to say ‘The various prosthetics and fake, robotic body parts used during the film's painful, extended werewolf transformation scenes and on Griffin Dunne when his character returns as a bloody, mangled ghost impressed the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences so much that they decided to create a new awards category at the Oscars specifically for the film – Outstanding Achievements in Makeup’ The transformation scene was excellently done, the pain endured by the character comes across well and, in the opinion of the judges, has yet to be bettered, The winner is: An American Werewolf In London It is still a favourite movie for many even today, and a ‘must have’ in any horror fan’s collection A well deserved award |
have a coffee, go to the loo or something
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The HDC Oscars award for Worst SFX
Nominations are: Alone in the Dark Attack of the Gryphon Cursed Dead Alive Lake House Let Sleeping Corpses Lie Necropolis (87) Pieces Plan 9 from outer space The Beyond The winner of this category is Plan 9 from Outer Space For it’s “…effects that were so shoddy it would put an indie or free-lancing movie maker to shame…” |
The film which should never be remade
A Nightmare on Elm Street Evil Dead Friday the 13th Jaws Labyrinth Night of the living Dead The Exorcist The Thing (82) Again a close run thing and each has its own merits, however from the two. Two main contenders appeared: Evil Dead and Jaws Who can forget Ash or the deadites, would a remake encompass them all, from the grapevine Evil dead, may well be re-made. However, can anyone make Jaws as good as it still is. It is remember one of the biggest money spinners for the producers and allowed Stephen Speilberg go on to other things. The Award for the film which should never be remade is JAWS |
you can have another cofee again, have a biscuit this time.
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hurry up, I'm waiting for it to be my turn to present.
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:D no worries :D
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Best Poster
Alien Army of Darkness Grindhouse Halloween (07) Hot Fuzz Jaws The hills have Eyes The Black Cat The Thing The poster, usually the first thing that the film goer will see. It advertises the film after all. Sometimes good, sometimes bad, but it’s the poster that tells us what were going to get. The winner for the best poster is JAWS This was nominated simply because it did just that – advertises to us not only the menace, but the size of the shark in question. http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n...ws-Posters.jpg |
we're gonna need a bigger boat.
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It seems the schedule has been thrown out the window so here it goes.
Worst soundtrack. Here are the Nominees. Amityville Horror Effects Fear Slaughter High The Wicker Man Now, when I saw this list, there was one name that stuck out in my mind. There are certain words to describe the soundtrack to this. One used by Fortunato was "Hilarious". Well. I suppose that makes it one word. :D Anyway, without further Ado... The winner of Worst Soundtrack is: SLAUGHTER HIGH! |
Best Soundtrack
Here are the nominees, chosen by you. Devils Rejects From dusk till dawn Halloween (7 Halloween (07) Hot Fuzz Jaws Suspiria For me, this was a toughy. Theres DUUUUNNUUUN. DUUUUNUUUN. Dununununun etc. or Ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti TI ti. Both are instantly recognisable, both a legendary and both are really difficult to write on a computer. I was looking at the comments you lot left and it seems like you all had a tough time deciding, but in the end, one walked it's way into victory. You must have guessed it, JOHN CARPENTER'S HALLOWEEN! |
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