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"The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly Roy. Look at you, you're the prodigal son, you're quite a prize." "I've done questionable things." "Also extraordinary things. Revel in your time." |
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass..and i'm all out of bubble gum" Roddy Piper"They Live"
"Well hello mister fancy pants ..well i got news for you ,pal.You aint leading but 2 things..jack and shit..and jack just left town" Bruce Campbell "Army of Darkness" "maybe..just maybe my boys can protect the book..yeah and maybe i'm a chinese jet pilot".Bruce Campbell from "Army of Darkness". "Shop smart..shop S-mart!".....and .."Yo..she -bitch..lets go!"from the same movie.(as well as lots more from "Army of Darkness.) "I like them french fried potaters..mmmmmmm hmmmmm" Billy Bob Thornton "Sling Blade" also from same movie."Some folks call it a kaiser blade..i call it a sling blade" "Yes ma'am..we got more money that God" Tom Hanks"Forrest Gump" "I didnt mean to call you meatloaf ,Jack" David Naughton" An American werewolf in London." |
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. Americn Beauty
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:rolleyes: color hurt my eyes :p
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'I am the supreme being, I'm not entirely dim.' - Time Bandits
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"It's not the age, it's the mileage"
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"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." |
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"We can make beans into peas!"- Time Bandits Listen Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. Now I'm no dummy. I know high school. - Better of Dead |
"Listen, lady. You take my picture and I'm going to rip off your brassiere and strangle you with it."
Witness |
1. Bad Guy holding up supermaket: "Ive got a bomb! I swear ill blow this place up! Ill kill em all!"
Stallone "Go ahead. I dont shop here." 2. "This is where the law stops, and I start" Sylvester Stallone Cobra |
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"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock on Day One!" |
Southpark Episode 806-Goobacks from the Future
"Alright so any ideas how we can stop the future from happening?" "How bout we cause more Global Warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt and it ushers in a new ice age..." "How the hell is Global Warming gonna cause an ice age?!" "Well you know the Global Warming..could bring on like a climate shift..or something." "Chet you are fucking retard you know that? Even if Global Warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isnt..it would take MILLIONS of years for a climate shift to happen. You think an ice age can just happen all the sudden-like?" "Well i was just tryin to be helpful." "Well help your self to a fuckin science book cause your talkin like a fucking retard..now comeon people we got to think, damnit they tookir jebs!" Crowd: "TOOK ARR JBS! TooCK ARE JIBS. DAKKA DERKA DAKKA! |
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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"You know, I'm a bit apprehensive about finding the others sir. Do you think you know where we are sir?"
"Trout, I don't think. I know!" "I don't think you know either sir." Dr Phibes Rises Again |
In this world there are only two tragedies.
One is not getting what one wants,and the other is getting it. -Wilde,Lady Windermere's Fan |
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Classic! Those two would have to be my all-time favourite horror movie dectives:p. Well, at the very least, they're the funniest:D |
"I fucked my uncle yesterday"
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut |
"Every time we build a better mousetrap, Sir, Phibes just builds a better mouse!"
^ Another great Trout line from Dr. Phibes Rises Again:D |
"I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfukers, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers" - GG Allin in HATED
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"They can bill me." Ripley in Aliens.
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They had so many great quotes in it. Paxton's character "Yeah,it's a dry heat" Same character -She signed up cause she thought it said 'illegal aliens'. |
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
-Alex "And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage." -Alex "No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter." -Alex "Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!" -Alex -A Clockwork Orange |
"I'll have creamofsomeyoungguy" "asphinctersayswhat" Wayne's World.
" What the fuck you mean I'm funny? Do I amuse you? Like I'm a fucking clown? Joe Pesci in Goodfellas |
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"Dude, do you think I should have worn a cumberbunt?"
Troy: "Are you going to the cafeteria?" Sebastian: "Maybe." Troy: "Then get me two tacos. Two tacos!" The Adventures of Sebastian Cole |
"Look it's trying to think."
"They've got a cherry pie that'll kill ya." Out of the darkness a magician longs to see, one path between two worlds, fire walk with me. Laura: "I am the muffin." Jacques: "And what a muffin you got." Twin Peaks |
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No...Have you?" -Aliens |
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"Believe me I'd prefer not to go. I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid." |
"Just something you have to do, doesn't mean you have to like it."
Leatherface's Father |
"Only demons should fear me....and you're not a demon are you?"
Frailty |
"Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision. But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even your Buddhists and your Christians."
"Don't worry, I'm not going to burst through your chest." "Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, & again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have." All are said by Prot [Kevin Spacey] in K-Pax |
"Who's Laughing NOW!?!"
Evil Dead 2 |
"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"
-Major T. J. "King" Kong Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb |
Look at my signature!
Here's another one I like: "Coach Brakett: We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School." Porky's |
"You snotty little bastard!"
A Few Good Men. |
Lost Highway
My head..my head |
Lee: "Do I have any enemies? No, none."
Chris Adams: "No enemies?" Lee: "Alive." -The Magnificant Seven |
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly |
Horror Quotes
Hey, I'm working on a horror blog and I am integrating a random quote script. I have a few quotes, but am looking for more. Preferably not too long (not conversations), and one-liners are best. They should be from horror movies people have heard of, so they are easily recognized, they should be witty, famous, or funny. Thanks :) So far (will add as updated);
"What ever you do, don't fall asleep." "It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare." "I kick ass for the Lord!" "No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering." "What's your favorite scary movie?" "That's my mother you're pissing on." "This is my boomstick." "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow." "Gimme some sugar, baby." "Have you checked the children?" "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." "Welcome to prime time, bitch." "What a lovely day for an exorcism." "They're coming for you, Barbara!" |
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