Pedophilia prompts penile pyrotechnics.

Probiotic Ro Ro Robotiotic Rubber Belly Insomniatic

Cherry Black Reads Her Hearth's Memoir: Fireside Chats with My Pal Pippi Cornpoppins

Pippi Cornpoppins roasted up nicely having sat for too long.

Chestnuts Broasting in a Pressure Cooker, Jack Frost Nibbling at Your Ears

THE NIBBLE: After receiving my own extravaganza, I decided that it was best to allow my contacts to conduct surveillance in regard to Sculpt. Here's what: according to my source, this guy likes Shemp as the best Stooge, and enjoys a good cup of coffee, as long as it isn't instant coffee. I was thinking that he was clean until the coffee thing. Everybody likes instant. Now, I dunno about this guy.

To know Sculpt is to love him. I find him amusing, unevolved, a bit paranoid and friendly to a fault. I too will never know the joy of having a coffee with him as I only drink tea.

LIES! I've never even been to the Internet!
I've switched to tea. But no instant!

Peanut Butter Plays a Solid Tune, Carver Wendel Homeless Blues.

Joan "Giblets" Tantoon attempted to become a member of the Qweef Club. The weekly meetings there conflicted with her Tuesday Evening Civil Club schedule. Joan had to choose. I liked to think that she could see her future. Then.