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cypher2004 10-30-2003 03:29 AM

i wasnt impressed with Jeepers Creepers 2... thought the first one was better!

Sean1605 10-30-2003 05:07 AM

I suppose I'm one of the few people on Earth who just really loves crappy horror movies.

I own all of the Leprechaun movies, Wishmaster 3 and 4, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Uncle Sam is on my "to hunt down" list (it's currently like $30), and I just plain love schlock movies. Jack Frost was another bad one...



But by far the worst movie I've ever seen period is Jack Frost 2: Attack of the Killer Mutant Snowmen.

Know how Bill Nye the Science Guy was shot? Like sorta video, but it looks kinda weird? It looks exactly like that, just the acting is the same quality as a promotional video for a timeshare, and it just plain doesn't make sense.

It feels pretty much like a horror version of a Bill Nye show. It's just plain horrible. But I love it to death.

Voorhees 10-30-2003 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by cypher2004
i wasnt impressed with Jeepers Creepers 2... thought the first one was better!
The first one had a really great start, but it got worse the further out in the movie you came :/

ChaoticMinister 10-30-2003 11:17 AM

Uncle Sam

Tagline?

"Uncle Sam wants you... DEAD!"

It's got that kind of charm to it that really only comes to little mentally handicapped kids and their grandmothers: "Aw look at the little cripple... he's adorable..."

Sucks... Balls...

When I searched for this on IMDb.com I got a bunch of movies with the name "Uncle Sam" in them: "Negro Soldiers Fighting for Uncle Sam (1918)"

That is sad... But I'll spare you all a diatribe on racism or two...

Here's some pics from the film:

http://www.alexvisani.com/wallpaper/...am%20wall1.jpg

Gotta love it!

*FADE OUT*

moonsorrow 10-30-2003 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by cypher2004
i wasnt impressed with Jeepers Creepers 2... thought the first one was better!
no matter how much you hate jeeper creepers 1 or two i think everyone in this forum can agree that the killer lookes great, second only to mr. hellraiser

slasher 10-30-2003 11:49 AM

I think that there is way too many poorly made horror movies out there but my contribution is a piece of sheeeit called MINER MASSACRE. It was so bad that I almost fell asleep watching it which is a very very very rare occurrence for me.

SoUl SuRvIvOrS 10-30-2003 08:01 PM

I really thought Fear Dot Com was going to be something but..UH NO...I almost fell asleep. Just an opinion..... I thought Ghost Ship was definatley missing something...the split part was so cool but it wasnt as scarey as I was hoping for...I really wish Hollywood would put something out that makes me jump out of my skin. Havent found one yet.. Any suggestions maybe I missed one..but nothing thus far.

dabruce16 10-30-2003 08:24 PM

I would have to say that scarecrow slayer is the stupidest movie i have ever seen. that movie blew ass.

MeVerseFreddy 11-01-2003 08:33 AM

Jason X was unbearable.

slasherman 05-04-2005 07:38 PM

"May"....was pretty stupid


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