You on this hand are a crack whore.

Boy that really took some deep intellect to come up with.

LOL You remind me of a fake tourist. You have never been in certain places, and yet you think you know what they are like.

And this did? ^^^^^

How would you know where I have/haven't been SFF? Are you psychic now? Or just psycho?

Anyhow, this reminds me of a joke.

Some guy and a gal meet up at a bar, and they both have a couple drinks and decide to leave the bar together.

When they get home they start screwin around, and one thing leads to another, and eventually all their clothes come off.

To loosen her up a bit, he starts working magic with his hands, and the girl says to him, “Stick a finger in.”

So he obliges, but as soon as his finger is in, she says “Stick in another.”

This continues until eventually he has one of his entire hands in there. The girl says to him, “Work your other hand in now.”

The guy starts thinking to himself, wow this girl is pretty freaky, so once again, he obliges.

Once both of his hands are up there they girl says to him, “Ok now clap.” The man responds, “Ok I’ll try….. Ok I tried, but I can’t.” The girl then says, “Pretty tight, isn't it? :D”

AHAHAHAH

Hell she keeps her kid stuffed up there like her on little private daycare so she can stay on the net all the time fighting with people, so at least she knows where he is.

Poor kid probably needs a gas mask though from the stench of dead fish.

The Tuna Tank

LOL Yes, very funny joke.
Now, I didn't say that I knew where you had been, but I know where you haven't been.;)

Nah, I always make personal hygiene a priority. But, since you have so much free time on your hands to run around to different message boards, following me, I doubt that your scrotal odor will ever be eliminated.

You need to be eliminated.