Apes.

Suck your dad off, then watch him kill your mother, or have youur dad suck you off, then shoot himself in the head?

2nd one....


Have to kill your mother by pushing her into a volcano or Cut up your love with a chainsaw?

kill my mother, she's a bitch



would you rather be buried alive or eaten alive?

now THAT is funny!

Heh,you go horrorobsessed!.............Buried alive




Be on the titanic when it sank with your love or explode in space with your love?

explode in space, it's warm






starve on an island or starve in the desert?

Starve on an island.




Run off with michael myers and have his kid,or run of with jason vorhees and have his kid?

totally michael myers, no question about it






die or be castrated?

Castarated.




Go to a concert with me(NIN) or Get hit in the head with a shovel repeatdedly by a robot?

ha! i figured, like any other guy, that you would rather die than have your manhood taken from you.

definately the concert.






see Barney or the Telle-Tubies?