haha :D

/././

Just do what Bloodrayne did, post articles in the True Crime folder. 0 effort, instant credibility.

LOL

Seriously, that's my favorite part of the site I think, it always has been. I'm sure I've told her how awesome she is for posting all those stories, if not yeah. :)

rubber chickens in russia eating all the goo!

It's always Rayne and her cool threads:

I Heather being of a rather sound mind and veluptuous body do hereby bequeath my humble belongings to the following:

To Rayne, my dear friend, I leave the ashes of my corpse, because Goddess knows she'd be the only person to come close to wanting them.

To Rod Usher I would divide half of my occult library with him, Rod getting the High Magick half and...

To Dude Guadalupe I leave the Shamanic part of my library

To Vodstock I impart my ability to type so that once he writes "it" his editor doesn't kill him.

To The STE I leave lascivious photos of myself

To MurderDoll I leave my own personal book of forbidden knowledge so that she may learn from a Mistress of carnal delights

To one of you I leave a most secret and nefarious item that dare not be mentioned herein

To another, I leave an open canister of graveyard dirt with an old coffin nail driven into it's depths.

To BloodRayne:A signed Evil Dead movie by Bruce Campbell

To V:Buy him a ticket,so he can see his favorite band perform.

To Vodstok:I would give him my other copy of Closure.

To posher:I would give him my Alien:Quadrilogy

To thomasgeorge:I would be the first human in all time,to create a time machine.Just so i can go back in time and give his parents a life supply of condoms.

To Novadawn:I would buy you a Frankenstein collection

To Monalisa:I would give you a big hug!

To Gorephobia:We would talk movies,then i would give him an idea about my Seth character.

To stubbornforgey:A supply of chefs for each day of the week.

That is all.i think.

YAY!

Finally someone put me in their last will and testament!

About damn time.....

Your welcome.

Now other people better start adding me!

I thought you all loved me around here!?

No Offense Gore,but most of the new people don't know you.