I don't want your soul...but those high heels are FABULOUS!!!

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if you say his name twice...three times...hang on i think it was eight....and something to do with a mirror....where was i with the cryptic warning again?

oh you're looking at me face! but its the token gratuitus tit shot!

lol now your talking


stay where you are barbara! i swear theres nothing behind you coming to eat you!

You know, I wonder if I'd feel better if I just... I don't know... got laid or something...

Apparantly it's a nervous thing, I can't help it. It's this mad slaughtering of random strangers or knittting but I'm allergic to wool, it feels all funny and creeps me out (shivers like someone has walked over his grave)

keep driving i dont like picking up strange hitchhikers

from ramdom group of teen-agers:

Boy 1: Lets stick together!
Boy 2: Good idea. Oh look. Sue, your only wearing a bra. you should put your shirt back on.
Sue: Thanks! I will.

Don't come into the water, I feel a frenzy coming on!