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Butter or Country Crock?

Butter is better tasting, but it's also high in fat and cholesterol, so I'm going with sweet cream by Land o Lakes. I think it's a margerine butter blend.

Canola oil or Crisco?

for cooking, or playtime ? ;)

Canola oil

rip your fingernails out with a pair of rusty pliers and then soak them in a bucket of salt or force feed yourself a pair of sharp scissors.

See The Dead Zone for reference.

i dont think he was actually eating the scissors ... more like clearing his sinuses with them ...


in the past 2 weeks i've considered it myself !

I guess I'd go with fingernails and pliers...



Burned at the stake or Hanged at the gallows?

gallows Gallows GALLOWS!

Who would you do- Rosie O' Donnell or Whoopi Goldberg?

I'm not gonna do the "whoopie with Whoopie" joke, but... I choose Whoopie.


Ankles or Cankles?

why would anyone choose cankles? Anks all the way.

Fat people would choose cankles because maybe they're accepting of their own flaws and they now are in love with even the ugliest of their physical deformities.

That's stretching it.