It's that stuff that grows on the ocean floor.

How do you emphasize a discount?

don't piss newb off or he'll hit you in the eye with his AARP card

Or run you over in his van when he forgets to wear his glasses :)

Oh I see........all the jokesters are gonna pick on the old guy.......well..ha ha ha..*cough..cough*....bastards...now I went and spit out my dentures.

i know this doesn't belong here - but i have to share :

i just saw the funniest porno movie name ever :


"Tinker with my Stinker"


HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

almost as good as In Diana Jones and the Temple Of Poon

we had a thread of these once if i'm not mistaken.


i still think "Hannah Does Her Sisters" is my all time favorite ..



but Tinker With My Stinker .... jesus christ :D

or


A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches
American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of Cock
Free My Willy
Sperminator

i remember one called "Ramb-oohhhhh"

I should make my own film and correct the folly of this title

Haha we've got that one sitting in the lounge somewhere!

Peter North baby :)

Christ he was in a lot of pornos almost every stick flick from the 80s has him in it. What a life :D

Update


Umm...5 entries in so far.


...5 remain.

This one is the best title EVER!

You were dangerous and had to go ;)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nesRevenge.png

not as dangerous as a husband-wife team..
a win for either is a win for both.



watch yer backs :)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/k...uff/target.jpg

THERE.....ya see how EVIL she is...she's using my own words against me....even added a nice picture.........evil.....EVIL.

Update


6 entries in...

...4 remain.


And the Three Hunters have been chosen.

then can't we get on with the bloodletting (i'm ready to take my rocket=propelled enema now thank you very much)

I'm betting thats not the first time you have made that statement

:D

yes daddy - i've been a bad monkey

ok ...


i waited ....


but it has to be asked :


who's gonna spank the monkey ?

http://gatorcreekinc.com/images/FTL9169.jpg

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If someone misses 2 challenges in a row, would it be safe to assume that they are no longer interested in playing the game?...Disqualification, perhaps?

Who are you trying to get rid of? I just got my answers in now, I haven't been here all week, so I guess I don't get a bonus..

Just thinking it would be best to cut loose the people who no longer want to play :)

Who doesn't want to play, it's down to ten, it's just starting to get interesting...

Well, I'm not sure...But, I would think if someone misses two challenges in a row, that might be a decent indication that they aren't really into it anymore...Two complete challenges span almost a week.

THE DEADLINE IS UP!!!...


Correct answers and the scores to follow...



...NEXT.

RESULTS OF HDC BATTLE ROYALE CHALLENGE #15


I welcome all 10 contestants to your 15th Results Meeting.

First of all, the correct answers :-


1. Ryosuke Kawashima ----- K. Haruhiko Kato (Kairo)
2. Tetsuo Shima ----- L. Nozomu Sasaki (Akira)
3. Minami ----- Q. Hideki Sone (Gozu)
4. Yamazaki ----- P. Haruka Nakajo (Wild Zero)
5. Kiyomi Kuroda ----- N. Kimiko Yo (Suicide Circle)
6. Kenichi Takabe ----- M. Koji Yakusho (Cure)
7. Kirie Goshima ----- O. Eriko Hatsune (Uzumaki)
8. Kakihara ----- B. Tadanobu Asano (Ichi The Killer)
9. Yingying ----- R. Yut Lai So (The Eye)
10. Yuki ----- D. Keiko Kishi (Kwaidan)
11. Takashi Yamamura ----- S. Yoichi Numata (Ringu)
12. Shigeharu Aoyama ----- A. Ryo Ishibashi (Audition)
13. Takako Chigusa ----- C. Chiaki Kuriyama (Battle Royale)
14. Rika Nishina ----- T. Megumi Okina (Ju On The Grudge)
15. Ching ----- G. Miriam Yeung Chin Wah (Three…Extremes)
16. Yomi – Huang Chaun ----- H. Yukari Oshima (Riki Oh)
17. Eun-joo ----- E. Jung-ah Yum (A Tale of Two Sisters)
18. Yoshimi Matsubara ----- F. Hitomi Kuroki (Dark Water)
19. Hiroshi Yamashita ----- I. Shin’ichi Tsutsumi (One Missed Call)
20. Iguchi ----- J. Shinya Tsukamoto (A Snake of June)





And now to see how the Scoreboard stands...

ScoreBoard for Challenge #15 of HDC Battle Royale


In the order in which I received the entries...


Urgeok2 - 20 points

Zero - 20 points

Rayne - 20 points

Despare - 20 points

Dude Guadalupe - 18 points

Psycom5K - 18 points

Freak - 05 points

Disease - 20 points

Posher778 - 03 points

The Return - 00 points (*No Entry submitted, as he is away for the weekend)



And so, THE WINNER OF CHALLENGE #15 is...URGEOK!!!




And, the designated TOP THREE HUNTERS for Round 15 in The Zone are - Urgeok, Zero & Rayne!!




Onwards, into Hunting Season for the FIFTEENTH TIME!!

Hahaha, I just did three at the last second just cause.

i totally thought i had beaten urge to the punch - damned fuzzy monster!

ROUND 15 - THE HUNTING SEASON


The losing 7 Contestants have been led into The Zone unarmed.



Hunters - Urge, Zero & Rayne - be reminded that each of you needs to choose a sector first where The Predator is most likely lurking. The Zone is divided into 3 sectors - Alpha, Beta & Gamma - and so, you have to guess if The Predator lurks in your sector.


If any one of you fails to guess, ALL THREE OF YOU stand to be BLASTED BY THE PREDATOR'S DEADLY PLASMA BEAM ONCE!!




Also, you will be doing your hunting using this fascinating weapon :-

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...niper/Ag90.jpg


An AG-90 Sniper Rifle with scope upto 20X, with a magazine-box holding 12 cartridges!


Deadly aim, perfect shot. Choose your targets wisely.

You CANNOT shoot a fellow Hunter.


You have until MIDNIGHT EST tonight to complete your hunting.

FAILURE TO FIRE EVEN A SINGLE RIFLE WILL BE SHOOTING ALL THREE HUNTERS TWENTY TIMES BY THE SNIPERS IN THE WATCHTOWERS!!

You may send me a composite PM mentioning your guess of Sector, and your choice of targets. Also, you may choose more than 1 target for your 12 bullets. And, you are free to use whatever arsenal you have with you, too.

All the best!!

Hmm, I want to be a hunter...

The Reward Chamber


I welcome The WINNER of HDC Battle Royale Challenge #15 - URGEOK - to The Reward Chamber.

You have three boxes in front of you - marked A, B & C.

You may choose any TWO boxes for yourself, and the contents of the boxes will be yours for keeps.

You may send me your choice of the boxes you select, in the same PM in which you mention your targets and The Predator's likely hideout sector.

Choose wisely!

Updated Status Report after Results of Challenge #15


Zero - Fit with 43 HPs, (M16 machine gun with 2 cartridges)

Psycom5K - Fit with 36 HPs, (Double-barreled Shotgun with 6 shells)

Disease - Fit with 35 HPs,

Dude Guadalupe - Fit with 33 HPs, (Six shooter with 10 bullets)

Posher778 - Fit with 31 HPs, (Grenade Launcher with 1 Grenade)

Despare - Fit with 28 HPs, (Shotgun with 5 shells)

Urgeok2 - Fit with 24 HPs,

The Return - Fit with 24 HPs,

Rayne - Fit with 20 HPs, (Shotgun with 5 shells)

Freak - Fit with 18 HPs.

Ya know, these challenges are beginning to get one sided....