Look like.
At least blind people might still like you.

The salt/ice challenge on your asshole
or
Slowly stepping down with each toe and heel landing on a thumb-tack coated in caustic soda

wtf is wrong with you? lol

asshole?

pot vs alcohol

Smoke

Reading or running?

Reading, easy

being blind or deaf?

I'm cheeba.


Being deaf, so I can perfect my "Sowwy, I'b duff" accent.
...and while I'd hate not being able to hear my ladies, it would be worse not being able to see them for me.


Camembert or Brie?

brie for spread ability

Air on a G String Vs Moonlight Sonata

Air On A G-String

Tony (Scarface) Montana or Walter (Heisenberg) White

WW. Tony was just a coked out delusional thug.
At least when Walter was at his best he was a brilliant mind and master manipulator.

Kill
Judd Nelson or Michael J Fox

Judd Nelson. Michael is just too bland to conjure up any feeling, one way or the other.

horror venue:

dilapidated ghost ship vs. Victorian mortuary

Victorian mortuary. dilapidated ghost ship sounds to bare and small.

John & Ringo Vs Paul & George?