Mike n Ikes

Wobbegong
or
mudskipper

mudskipper



out in the sun or chilled in the shade.

Chillin' in the cancer-free shade, I get plenty enough sun here...

Aloe-vera juice
or
peach iced tea

peach iced-tea




The Fly- original or remake

the original
I don't really call the remake a remake at all...completely different.
Not that it was BAD, I quite liked it, but the original was great.

I hear theyre remaking the remake...weird.


A cup of sand
or
a dead fly

Dead Fly



hanging out in the hottub, which would be easier to tolerate seeing it float by......


freshly used condom*you dont know who's* or turd *still dont know who's*

So, sit in a shit soda, or a cum soda?

cum soda (condom), less smelly.
Either way, I'd be leaving the tub, and heading for a shower.

roasted walnut
or
roasted cashew

cashews!





slip on ice and land on head or snowboarding and wrap yourself around a tree

Snowboarding and wrapping myself around a tree. Then, I might get to be on one of those Discovery Health shows.

"This young woman with MRSA wrapped herself around a tree. Being double fucked, can the hospital staff at Presbyterian Hospital in Charlotte save her in time or will she need to be euthanized?

Blowing your own head off with a powerful pistol, jump off a high building or bridge, or overdose on sleeping pills?

blow my head off, at least you know you'll get the job done. jump off a building you might actually live but be parylized and sleeping pills are boring.




wind surf or hang gliding