no lie, juvenile was singing back that azz up and this stubby fat chick came up to me and went to work. after that she fallowed me around the building till i left. just thinking about it again leaves me with chills, i hope thats not all i can get. fat chicks.:(



guilty, i think she was one of those young intern teachers. or something.



is your house pestfull?

Im guessing that has to do with bugs and mice and shit so... Not Guilty


Have you ever illegally downloaded a movie?

I'm downloading 3 right now. :cool:

Have you ever stolen from work? anything at all.

If school counts as work then yes.


Ever put something it says not to in the microwave to see what it does?

Guilty, put a bar of soap in once it was pretty cool.



Ever wreck a car then lie about it?

Not guilty, only wrecked the painjob with a key and wasn't even suspected.

Have you ever put bulogna that is cut into letters and put it on somebodies car so that it will eat the pain and leave the message on the hood?

Sorta guilty, I did put letters just slices.



Ever ran from the police?

guilty :cool:

ever open someone else's mail?

Not guilty

Ever took a dump in a clogged public toilet?

Not guilty. I flush. ;)

Ever got so pissed off at a computer game you broke it?

Guilty a few times over.I tend to get pissed off while alot.Broke a few xbox and ps2 controllers over the years.



Have you ever stabbed your best freind in the back?

not guilty, im usually the friend that ends up stabbed and left for dead.



do you want to be a vampire?

not guilty

have you ever used a really bad pick-up line?

not guilty, i dont even think i used good ones either.


do you go to the club to meet women?

Not guilty, I dont go to clubs at all.


Have you ever passed out at a concert?

not at a concert, at a red sox game last year

ever puke in front of alot of people at a concert

Not guilty. I'd be the one playing the concert, so that would be bad.

Have you ever broken something in a mosh pit?

not guilty

Ever made out in a mosh pit?

not guilty

ever been to a nude beach

Not guilty.

Ever made out in a toy store?

Not guilty.

not guilty


ever get a bj while driving on long road trip

Not Guilty

Ever sleep with a friends mom?

not guilty, but if i had the chance.....:) no, i wouldnt.:(



have you ever had sex with your girlfriend in one room while her mother was watching wheel of fortune in another?

not wheel of fortune, but some other show


ever have homosexual thoughts

not Guilty


Ever lied about not having homosexual thoughts?

Is that a trick question??? Not guilty

Ever taken part in homosexual activites then lied about them?