all the kids call me stupid.


i have my g.e.d.

in idiocracy



i like burger king

my back isnt hunched.

says the elephant man...






I love the news

Honey, Fox News is not let me repeat is not "fair and balanced."


I am very introspective

for a hermit!

i have glass testicles

cause my old ones got moldy




I drink pepsi

through a straw



I have seductive powers

your blow up doll falls for them everytime




I like to drink milk

Somebody tell him that Daddy's special sauce isnt milk...


I have long hair

It goes down to my knees (heh-heh).


I don't expect a lot from people.

my ex-girlfriends name was lisa

I want to play this one again, but GUS was the last responder and it won't let me quote him. So, I'll manually quote him. Everyone remember how this one works? Our beloved Stubbs started it...


From GUS...

my ex-girlfriends name was lisa

My response...

You use that in past tense....hmmmm...don't wanna know anymore.


I have ambidextrous toes. I can pick up almost anything with them.

and can even shave your beard too




i have a weird taste for snickers bars

love to see the back of you




my ears are pretty

put your pants back on'





i look good in blue

try telling that to the pedestrian you just knocked over




I drive better :o

yes ..your grafitti looks good on wallmarts walls




i hate baked beans

Just close and lock the door. Don't mind the sound of their little fists pounding and pounding on the door...getting louder and louder...they can't get in, no no they can't....Just keep telling yourself that.


(BTW, why did this thread get moved????)



I forgive people.

shouldn't they forgive you for pounding on thier doors ?





i listen to soul music

but you dont hear it....


i dont need glasses..

You just drink straight from the bottles.



I've started to exercize again!

you can afford to lose the extra pounds...




im a good listener..

Too bad no one will talk to you.


I like to laugh.

only you find your own jokes hilarious





i know em cute

for an elderly



i like the doors

Too bad they closed long ago...

I like to jump on trampolines..

cuz thats the only way you can scrub under your breasts.



i have a six pack

Too bad I just drank the last beer...

I think gus is attractive (lol)

too bad he is




my hands are smooth

It's just the anal lube your boyfriend spilled on them.


I am colorblind

from too much make up around your eye'z




i can do thirteen push ups

Enough to match your IQ.

I listen to CDs

im smell like bacon and eggs

well at least I AM not smell like bacon and eggs....


I eat toothpaste

Too bad you can't cook up a decent thread.

I love my life.

i have a g.e.d.

I like unicornzzzzz

you werent supposed to edit what i started with.




i am lite skinned

Pale because no one wants to see your ugly face?

I have big feet.