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It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. napoleon dynomite:D
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Can I call you a cab?
Sure, and I'll call you a cocksucker! fear and loathing in las vegas |
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Capt: "I can't tell" Doc: "You can tell me. I'm a doctor." Capt: "No, i dont know." Doc: "Can't you take a guess?" Capt: "Well, not for another two hours." Doc: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?" Have to say IMO airplane, blazin' saddles and monty python's life of brian are the funniest film ever made. Fact. |
There are numerous funny lines in Lake Placid, here area couple that come to mind:
"This is where if I had a dick...I'd tell you to suck it!" Betty White "...and when I get back, you can chew the bark off my big fat log." Hecter "Was that a Homo-sexual remark?" The Sheriff "I keep getting hit with heads!" Bridget Fonda The Thing "Nobody...nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired." MacReady "If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how could you tell it was really me?" Childs "...I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off what ever it is." Clark "I wondered when El-Capitan was going to get a chance to use his pop-gun." Palmer "I don't know about Copper, but I give you my word I did not go near that blood." Gary "You gotta be fucking kidding" Palmer |
: How can you see places like this... and have moments like this and not believe?
Landon: You're lucky to be so sure. Jamie: It's like the wind. I can't... see it, but I feel it. A Walk to Remember! |
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Wizard of Oz
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I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy. House of 1,000 Corpse
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Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it! American Pie!
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: You can be anywhere when your life begins. When the future opens up in front of you. And you may not even realize it at first, but it's already happening.Crazy/Beautiful
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And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS! Batman
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Naw-uh, fuck that. Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan fucking pie! Reindeer Games(love this movie)
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I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket lining. The Patriot
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I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
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That goddamn fucking Elvis Presley!
What did you just say about the King? I said he died three days before Grouch......... You ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley in my prescence again, I WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU! |
"Hell of a thing, killin' man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
Unforgiven |
"Get away from her you bitch!"
Aliens |
Well, I'm gonna get out of bed every morning... breath in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breath in and out... and, then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. Sleepless in Seattle
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"He went out with a bang, not a whimper"
Big Chill |
I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough. The Notebook
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'It's a fusion of Jazz and Funk,it's called Junk.'
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"Worth diein' for, worth killin' for, worth goin to hell for."
Marv--Sin City |
1,500 people went into the sea... when Titanic sank from under us... there were twenty boats floating nearby... and only one came back. *One*. Six were saved from the water... myself included. Six. Out of 1,500. Afterward, the 700 people in the boats had nothing to do but wait... wait to die... wait to live... wait for an absolution... that would never come.
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Francois: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
Clouseau: "The exploding kind." -The Pink Panther Strikes Again |
1100 men went in the water, 316 came out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
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You have to learn to walk. You have to learn to talk. You have to wear that totally ridiculous hat your grandma bought you. And when you get a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, you don't get to choose what they put in those meatballs in the cafeteria, or when to fall in love. Sometimes stuff happens and you just have to deal.
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Ive seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
Yes. How may I help you? You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat. I don't care for the way you're speaking. I don't care for the way your company left me in fucking nowhere with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now. May I see your rental agreement? I threw it away. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, what? You're fucked. Planes Trains and Automobiles |
Sometimes the sharks would go away, other times they wouldnt go away.
Robert Shaw "Quint"- Jaws |
Look, I've boned alot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody. Bad Santa
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Delbert Grady: Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.
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When it finally got to the point it no longer played and spit out ribbons of film all over my floor,I buried it in the backyard like a beloved pet. The story it was based on(in the collected stories 'counterfeit unrealities'-if you would like to pick it up.) had almost nothing to do with the cinematic version-but I love the story as well....and it sits on my 'special' bookshelf with my rare and autographed books.(ok,there's THREE,but... SO? AND? ) I have now .....an official crush on you Scouse:D |
"The cage goes in the water...you go in the water...the sharks' in the water...."
Quint - Jaws |
It takes 40 minutes to bury a body....
longer if it's still alive... tougher if it's your best friend. |
I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired Erin Brockovich
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