According to the Book of Becca, "While he excretes, he's the kinda guy who knows just what to say." I hadn't thought about it.

Anal Annals would have been his choice of reading material. Loosely speaking, that is.

The Lavatory His Laboratory, Porcelain Poetry, it Could Never Wait.

Protracted expulsion of Lava after enduring "Slit Yer Own Throat Night" at Shemmie's Wing Emporium.

After During the Aftermath, They Figured Themselves Subtractions

Have you not a modicum of modesty, Maude? Bang the cymbals Girl!

Those twiggy little children....i love their very skeletons.

Twiggy Superstar, with Her Dehydrated Tots Singing Songs of Abject Poverty, with their new hit song: Filipino Garbage Dump Recycle Playtime Blues Super Fun!

Larry Dump had thoughts. And on July something 1991 in The Tiki Lounge, he had one, again. He said to himself aloud, " The fulcrum upon which the universe pivots could be just a peristaltic evacuation. I' just sayin' ". Then he puked down the front of his trousers... I liked him for that.

Hickory Dumpty Fell Off the Wall. Horses of Men Tried to Place Hickory Inside Gorbachev's Mind.