Yeah, what's more important? Keeping your house or providing me with entertainment and joy?

You got a problem with that Newb?

Excellent! That's my great great great grandpappy Ferret. He was a deputy and lived so long! Lived into the sequel!

But if the ferretchucker in HDC4 is me, then who's the one in HDC3 and HDC2?


Questions, questions...

damn i really cant get any love around here

ive been used like two times in this series and they were both shitty :(

You're like a ferret, you fuck another ferretchucker and make a bunch of other ferretchuckers.

you mean...I'm a ferretfucker?


I suppose it's a big family and the ferretchucker from this one had lots of children with different women who all named their children after him.

Next part? :D

We're waiting mr.__V__

Marya Zaleska: Do we take the car, or our horses?


hmmmm....kinda tough to ride a horse in a dress.

:D

Bareass riding bareback?



I've figured out my idea for part 6, sort of a combination between Slither, Shaun of the Dead, Knocked Up (I know it isn't a horror movie, but still), and a teensy bit of The Thing and Wrong Turn/Deliverance, maybe another teensy bit of They Live.