Yeah, I get it now. Sorry dude, Im too damn tired.

So where were we? Oh yeah, right:

"my fingers are average length"

Perfect size for your asshole.


Im very well organized

no, now i dont want to play anymore

With your gay porn collection







I am the best cook in the world

I marinate the bodies so they're nice and tender.

I'm very patient.

uhuh..mental patient...



my mommy loves me

Me too.





I have a snake man.

But not the way your daddy does...ewww



I have beautiful kids

they must take after thier father





my ears are pretty

Unfortunately, they're your best feature

I have noblesse oblige.

I hope you're not contagious...:p



I have a somewhat fun personality