Ok here's one I get all the time. I work at a hotel and when I'm not working the desk I'm driving the shuttle and taking towels and shit to guests. I also get the wonderful job of plunging toilets and dumb shit like that.

But the one thing I get most of all is I have to show people how to turn on the water....................IT'S A FUCKING KNOB, YOU TURN IT JACKASS!!!!!

Or how about those people that can't figure out how to open the door, ok I understand the a key card can be confusing for some but it has instructions printed right on it.

And finally: how to use the phone. Noone seems to be able to read the instructions that say "dial 9 for an outside line" so they call the desk after about 15 min of them arguing with the desk that thier phone is broken I get to go prove to them that they are just retarded...........it happens all the time.

I do that all the time.:o Well, I don't order a dump truck full of food, but I drink Diet Coke with everything. It's a sickness.:) I do agree that it seems just a tad bit ridiculous to order 5,000,000 calories worth of food and a Diet Coke.

Diet Coke isn't actually all that healthy. I mean, the newer stuff with Splenda is healthy, but the stuff with Aspertame is shite

Fat bastards often justify their mammoth greasy fast food intake by their 'diet' drink.

Thats because the diet drink counteracts the greasy fatty fast food.







sheesh:rolleyes:

AND, coke is where the fat an calories are. Everyone knows soda is like drinking salted lard with butter.

But only a tad more refreshing

The salted lard with butter is the best.. And low in caffine, so i dont have to cut back on my coffee intake :)


this reminds me of Homer claiming he ate healthy and marge reminding him that he puts butter in his coffee. :D

HaHa...That reminds me of the butter stick wrapped in bacon and a pancake...lol

I was barely talked out of trying that... I thought it was a waffle... But does it matter? I dont think so.