If horror were royalty, Vince would be a Duke. I would say Count, but he only played a vampire once......one of my super favorite cheesy movies that I rummaged through hundreds of movie stores to find.....

Two woids...Surf Ninjas.

Hah!I loved that movie!

Best crap movie ever: "The Apple"

A real screaming gumdrop of an awful futuristic disco musical, with millions of dancers and silly songs, monolithic music company run by the devil, this is really all right stuff.

Here's another classic cheese that I just HAD to own....

I love Elvira! I saw her live a couple of times when she did Halloween shows at Knotts Berry Farm. She's a great live performer.

Yeah, and she's smart enough not to take herself too seriously.

Yeah....you know, I wish I'd had a VCR back in the day. I would have taped some of her shows. (That was back in the good old days when TV still had real horror hosts!)