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Haunted 05-24-2006 06:51 AM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'd have to see such an insane theory.
You wouldn't believe the crazy shit floating around in the medical world and how many people put their own beliefs ahead of science.

I was just trying to make a point.

It probably would have been better to say that the vagina generally, was held to be more sacred than the penis, but then you had to account for ancient Hellas and ancient Egypt, and those fucked up South American statues.

By the way, Pr3ss... My point about piercing Shazzam! was that women don't tend to go insane when something gets near their girlhoods, and maybe that's because of the the shit we go through to make sure we don't get uterine cancer. Or! it could because we have the option of giving birth.

Men become cry babies if a safety pin goes any lower than the belly button as if your nether regions were the treasures of King Solomon, which, in fact, they aren't. You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing.

(Hence, God is a Woman, because, only women bleed, and we do it with a straight face).

SKOOFx 05-24-2006 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by bloodrayne
lol...Sam's gonna go to New York and shoot you....Right after his operation :D
Nah.




now back to bussiness.....






WTF


:D

The Flayed One 05-24-2006 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Men become cry babies if a safety pin goes any lower than the belly button
Albert Fish didn't

PR3SSUR3 05-24-2006 07:41 AM

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You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing.
That's a bit of a generalisation, but it is true that a boot in the balls would hurt more than a boot in the fadge. Testicles are more vulnerable to direct attack than a woman's sensitive parts, much of which is tucked away inside.

Personally I'm into genital pain.

Schramm is my favourite movie.

Haunted 05-24-2006 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Personally I'm into genital pain.


Then why the comment on genital mutilation (and I'm talking the about the choices we make ourselves, not that shit that goes on in Africa)? Also, what exactly do you mean by being "into genital pain?"


Being knocked in the clit hurts very much, thank you.

The STE 05-24-2006 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing.
That's because it REALLY FUCKING HURTS.

Miss Olivia 05-24-2006 08:38 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Then why the comment on genital mutilation (and I'm talking the about the choices we make ourselves, not that shit that goes on in Africa)? Also, what exactly do you mean by being "into genital pain?"


Being knocked in the clit hurts very much, thank you.


I'll vouch for that....I used to do trick riding on a bike with a straight bar, and once I went to jump on while running and missed the seat totally, landing square on my wahoo with my full weight on it....I pissed blood for three days...

Haunted 05-24-2006 10:35 AM

The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!

PR3SSUR3 05-24-2006 04:01 PM

Give her a good piercing with a big needle - that'll shut her up.

:D

monalisa 05-24-2006 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!
Yah, I took a spill on my bike when i was a kid and didn't even know my clit existed. My, ah, area was very bruised and yah THAT reeeeeeally hurts.

Although when she's happy, it's oh soooo good!


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