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jenna26 08-06-2005 09:29 PM
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Originally posted by hellboy
Yeah, I'm amazed that ANYONE could forget you. As tinatious and forward as you are. Among other things. ;)
Um thanks? I think.....:p

ShankS 08-06-2005 11:40 PM
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Originally posted by No Face
hey, i served in Iraq, you dumbasses. and as for your long winded nonsensical hoberjober which i do not feel like reading because its like staring at a piece of shit: it doesnt get anymore amusing or change my views on anything because it cant speak properly. and girl with guy in iraq: whats your boyfriends co's name? i might know him. im am/was a field medic in the 81st police division in kuwait. represent!:mad:

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Originally posted by No Face
no we established that i'm bi-sexual. Never be full fledge gay always expeirience everything.

bisexual ass bandit mincing around with soldiers on the battle field. We know why you'd choose field medics job... just think of all those injured men you'd be able to look after, with all that loving.

MisterSadistro 08-07-2005 12:22 AM
Some strong arguments in favor of "friendly fire" on here :D
CK

_iam138_ 08-07-2005 01:05 AM
well im glad you liked my top 5s i enjoy fucking with people.

Haunted 08-07-2005 07:17 AM
Yes, but do you enjoy being fucked? I mean, a hot poker up the ass, or a large human with thick rubber gloves sticking their hand so far up your rectum that they are actually able to pull out your intestines from your butthole?

Let's consolodate, shall we?

Lets have a red hot spiked thick poker with a hook on the end. Let's shove said instrument up your ass, burning and searing your colon. Let's then hook your intestines to our flaming spikey large poker and yank them out a la the ancient Egyptians removing the brain of a corpse.

Damn:D I must have been Elizabeth fuckin' Bathory in my former life.:D

_iam138_ 08-07-2005 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by Haunted
Yes, but do you enjoy being fucked? I mean, a hot poker up the ass, or a large human with thick rubber gloves sticking their hand so far up your rectum that they are actually able to pull out your intestines from your butthole?

Let's consolodate, shall we?

Lets have a red hot spiked thick poker with a hook on the end. Let's shove said instrument up your ass, burning and searing your colon. Let's then hook your intestines to our flaming spikey large poker and yank them out a la the ancient Egyptians removing the brain of a corpse.

Damn:D I must have been Elizabeth fuckin' Bathory in my former life.:D
sounds kinky

Haunted 08-07-2005 02:20 PM
Hellboy, we are definitely partners in crime. Wonder Twin Powers activate!!!!!:D

meetthecreeper 08-07-2005 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by Haunted
Hellboy, we are definitely partners in crime. Wonder Twin Powers activate!!!!!:D

LMAO Wonder twins.

wonder twin girl: Form of this badass dragon that breathes fire and flies and has laser beams coming from his eyes and claws as sharp as razors and can recite the entire encyclopedia britanica unabriged addition and does a host of other really cool unbelievable shit.

wonder twin boy: Form of a squeegee.


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