i guess i am pretty gross huh

anyway. i personally will flush it (with my foot, of course) but will go to another toilet

ya know.. cuz most people wont use a toilet if theresa floater (or even some yellow).... and it would be silly for the cycle to continue. so yeh, i flushes it :)

ur right tho.. coverin it wit paper dont make it alright!

This thread is SOOOOOOOOOO gross. I feel filthy just reading it! I thought I was up to the level of this thread, but it has gone beyond me. This conversation is poo poo!

for more on the subject :

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...threadid=15424


and now, back to our regularly scheduled program

eh, if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down. why waste water? piss doesn't smell bad when its been dilluted

The turds in that other thread are very obviously bananas sloppily covered with chocolate cake frosting.

.......Aren't they?

nononono that is a fluff state ment, only the one and only fluff

This reminds me:
EVERYTIME I GIVE A GIRL AN ORGASM SHE FAKES,
EVERYTIME I JAM IT IN, THE CONDOM BREAKS,
EVERYTIME I GAMBLE I LOSE ALL MY CHIPS,
AND EVERYTIME I EAT ALL-BRAN I GET THE SHITS
BUT EVERY TIME I SHIT IT TAKES ABOUT AN HOUR,
AND THERES NEVER ANY PAPER SO I HAVE TO HAVE A SHOWER
BUT EVERYTIME I SHOWER THE TOWLS ALREADY WET,
AND ITS NOT WET WITH WATER BUT WET WITH CUM N SWEAT

HAHAHEHAHAHA...LOVE IT

Uh, the only theory that I can think of warped enough would be if a guy wuold fuck a girls "chocolate starfish", and washed his penis in the sink, that would be the "hot dog" flavoured water?!?
I don't fuckin' know man...

As for wiping, yeah, I look at the paper...just the logical thing to do. I understand the merits of the asian "wash" method...My girls indian brother does the same - apparently, it's a widely done thing there...he put it down in a pretty realistic way:
"What would you do if you put your hand into some shit, would you wash it, or wipe it with wadded paper?"
So yeah...I see the point, however, it IS rather time consuming, and my western upbringing has me happy with the paper.
I check when I wipe, and well...when I shower, it's not like I DON'T clean that area.
The important thing is, I suppose, that you don't walk around smelling noticeably of shit.

I had the oddest poop, it was like red-brown and light green, but like in one turd, 1/2 ans 1/2. Kinda soft too. Hey Gren, you should change your title to "brown eyed girl"

"Uh, the only theory that I can think of warped enough would be if a guy wuold fuck a girls "chocolate starfish", and washed his penis in the sink, that would be the "hot dog" flavoured water?!?
I don't fuckin' know man..."

A HA!!

@ Barbra: a few weeks ago i made a thread about strawberries. as in, i had like 5 lbs of strawberries and didnt know what to do with em

anyway.. ... apparently i dont chew enough. i could see them... clearly!! ^_^

they were still pretty red.. well, not as red. kinda like if u leave a strawberry in water, the red leaches out (i like to have sprite/7up, or sparkiling cider, and ill put strawberries in it). and its kina soft.. and pink???. oh i could see the seeds too. nice size chunks.