you can find excitement in much cleaner environments ya know.
Well, I try to a least.

All that's gonna do is backfire, and you will soon be surrounded by a gang of angry gingerbread men.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

i remember helping friends move out of a downtown apartment once ..

mice ran freely in their place.
i thought they were bullshitting me but after 5 minutes one came shooting out from under the closet door and went across the room under the couch .. in front of 5 of us.

then more followed .. it was like a cartoon.

i caught one mouse in my old place .. a deermouse.
cute as hell ... i put him in a big tank .. he lived for 5 years .. i couldnt believe it. I guess a stress free life was good for the little guy..

I've been wondering why there's an abundance of Gumdrop buttons in the living room........

This is so off the wall, but I have peed at least 20 times in the last hour. It's starting to worry me.

i dont want to be the guy to have to tell you this, but they arent gumdrop buttons ..

you need to borrow a sock ?

Yup! That's the first sign, my man.

*shakes head*

Invest in a larger bladder.....

Why yes, yes I do....I can't get mine off the ceiling.....

uhmmm, just a thought ... but is there a hospital handy ?

or a garage ?