Give me one solid easily seen target. The penguin. Besides, all those centipedes?? HELL no.

Charlie Brown and Peanuts or Rocko's Modern Life?

I'll pick the one I've never heard of -- what's Rocko's Modern Life? Is that like Tuesdays with Morrie?

Having dinner with Rodolph Vs dinner with Charlie Brown.

Charlie Brown...who could resist.

A Christmas dinner at home or all going out for Chinese (from "The Christmas Story")

(I think dinner with Chuck would be a drag. He tends to talk about his kid woes, although he's 64)


A giant Christmas dinner at home with family.


Fruit cake Vs carrot cake

Love them both

Fruitcake especially with the marzipan icing

gifts or gift cards

Gift Card

Lord Voldemort or Emperor Palpatine

Voldemort

Keeping in this theme:

Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

Luke

Batman vs. Luke Skywalker

Batman

Being Hitler for a day or a hobo for two years?

Hitler
 

Hitler

oral vs. anal