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_____V_____ 04-24-2008 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Return (Post 688431)
Would the Rewards Chamber be canceled as well?

Nope. You earned the hard-fought and much deserving win, so you will get the winnings alright.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688437)
Would it really have to be scratched?...The other Witchblades have all submitted their shots...The other Machetes have all submitted their rewards...And that last challenge was a bitch (it was FUN, but it was tough...Perfect, actually :))

Yep, because it's a team game - whether finding the answers OR hunting in The Zone.

The Challenge stands, as does its result. As does the winnings, too.

Rayne 04-24-2008 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 688454)
The Challenge stands, as does its result. As does the winnings, too.

Fair enough :)

newb 04-24-2008 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 688404)
Dropped the bullets somewhere? :p

And empty your PM box, gramps.

you didn't get my pm?:confused:

_____V_____ 04-24-2008 07:50 AM

DEADLINE IS UP!!


Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 688461)
you didn't get my pm?:confused:

I did, a few mins ago.

Tried to PM you but it said your PM box was full.

Rayne 04-24-2008 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 688461)
you didn't get my pm?:confused:

Shh...Sweetie...I believe that was a joke at the expense of your age, and new 'Grandpa' status ;)

urgeok2 04-24-2008 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688452)
So, I'll just equate that last challenge to rough, hardcore sex...Which I like, and you don't :p



no - not these days - i dont think my heart is up to it

newb 04-24-2008 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688452)
HAHA...Well, being female I can't really relate to that analogy...So, I'll just equate that last challenge to rough, hardcore sex...Which I like, and you don't :p

by "hardcore" you mean "leave the lights on"?

urgeok2 04-24-2008 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 688471)
by "hardcore" you mean "leave the lights on"?


yeah and like S & M ... you know .. where you tie the wife up - so you can finally get a good nights sleep.

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688468)
no - not these days - i dont think my heart is up to it

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 688471)
by "hardcore" you mean "leave the lights on"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688473)
yeah and like S & M ... you know .. where you tie the wife up - so you can finally get a good nights sleep.


:D...I swear, I love you guys http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...s/BlowKiss.gif

_____V_____ 04-24-2008 08:06 AM

RESULTS OF ROUND 11 OF THE HUNTING SEASON ZONE OUTING


(The gates are opened, and the Witchblades are let back in)


I welcome both - The HDC Machetes and The HDC WitchBlades back to your post-Zone meeting.

Since there was a member in The Zone who decided to skip it, all Magnums fired in the Zone stand barrel and trigger-locked.


There is a penalty for skipping shooting in The Zone, but there is a MORE SEVERE PENALTY for skipping an entire Challenge AND shooting in The Zone.


Two contestants have been found guilty of such a grave misdeed, and so will pay for their actions. Any Health Packs in their possession are stripped away and stashed back in The Battle Royale Medics Center, and they will dearly pay for their actions!!


It is a tough decision, but the decorum of Battle Royale has to be maintained. All contestants have suffered immensely because of non-participation of a few, and let this be a lesson to all of them.





Machete Illdojo :- You were confirmed as Roderick Usher's replacement, yet you failed to report to the Machetes - either for The Challenge OR for The Rewards.




WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut :- You were an active participator till the last Challenge ended, and now your entire group stands losing #11 AND in the firing line only because of your no-show for Challenge #11 AND The Hunting Season Zone.





The action has been deemed unforgivable, and hence...you both are sentenced to be SHOT 20 TIMES BY THE SNIPERS of The Firing Squad!!


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/f...ring_Squad.jpg



(Snipers take aim, and FIRE)





Machete Illdojo is DEAD!!

WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut is DEAD!!




I will let both groups regroup for a bit in their bunkers, before moving on...

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688473)
yeah and like S & M ... you know .. where you tie the wife up - so you can finally get a good nights sleep.

Psst...Actually...That part would be B&D ;)

urgeok2 04-24-2008 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688478)
Psst...Actually...That part would be B&D ;)

depends on what you do to her when she's tied up .. but whatever...

i'm more into GB & S

(get into bed and sleep)

Disease 04-24-2008 08:09 AM

Dead wieght, O.k, I'm ready to move on...

ferretchucker 04-24-2008 08:09 AM

I demand a recount! More must join us dead folk!

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688480)
depends on what you do to her when she's tied up

Well...You said you'd go to sleep :p

Hmm...Now that I think about it...If Dustin tied ME up and then went to sleep...That WOULD be sadistic!...Okay...You win :)

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:16 AM

hmmmm I wonder what goodies I got from my satchel.

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 688494)
hmmmm I wonder what goodies I got from my satchel.

According to Newb and Urge...You have won:

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 687903)
All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.


1= 3 pounds of used dental floss
2= sheeps intestines
3= 1 health pack and a kick in the nuts
4= a pair of old gym socks
5= a bag of cat litter - soiled
6 = a picture of a colon operation in progress
7 = a howard the duck t-shirt
8 = zero's bicycle seat - and 1 health pack - and a kick in the nuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by newb (Post 687914)
All of you have big, round bags in front of you...labeled - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.


1. a big bag of you suck
2. a big bag eat shit
3. a bigger bag of you suck
4. spicy ranch doritos
5. a big bag of balls...because none of you have any
6. glasses....because you can't aim for shit
7. did I say a bag of you suck
8. your momma

I'll take the T-Shirt if you don't want it :D

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688502)
According to Newb and Urge...You have won:





I'll take the T-Shirt if you don't want it :D

Nah I'll keep the teeshirt. You just get your nuts kicked.

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 688506)
Nah I'll keep the teeshirt. You just get your nuts kicked.

Hey, I also get a 'bigger bag of you suck' than you get...


Oh...Wait...

:o

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688510)
Hey, I also get a 'bigger bag of you suck' than you get...


Oh...Wait...

:o

Haha, at least I came out of this with a relatively decent sized bag of suck and a teeshirt, you became a hermaprodite and got a bigger bag of you suck.

_____V_____ 04-24-2008 08:28 AM

THE REWARD CHAMBER


The bags are taken out, and will be opened in the order The Machetes have chosen them.


Bag #1 - Chosen by Machete Return - contains A Crossbow with 7 Arrows!

Bag #2 - Chosen by Machete Austin - contains A 44 Magnum with 8 bullets!

Bag #3 - Chosen by Machete Rayne - contains A shotgun with 5 shells!

Bag #4 - Left "Un-chosen" - contained A Rocket Launcher with 2 Rockets!


more to come...

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 688512)
Haha, at least I came out of this with a relatively decent sized bag of suck and a teeshirt, you became a hermaprodite and got a bigger bag of you suck.

lol...The funny thing is...Dustin won 'a big bag of balls'...But, he already has one of those :D

And that was TERRIBLE :o

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:31 AM

OOOH OOH OOH CAN i TRADE FOR THE ROCKET???

_____V_____ 04-24-2008 08:32 AM

Bag #5 - Chosen by Machete Dude - contains A six-shooter which is fully loaded with 6 bullets!

Bag #6 - Chosen by Machete Posher - contains A Grenade Launcher with 1 Grenade!!

Bag #7 - Chosen by Machete Psycom - contains A double-barreled Shotgun with 6 shells!

Bag #8 - Chosen by Machete Zero - contains A M16 Machine Gun with a 9-cartridge box!


Those are your winnings...and you can keep them with you for use whenever you feel them fit.

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 688513)
THE REWARD CHAMBER


Bag #3 - Chosen by Machete Rayne - contains A shotgun with 5 shells!

Fate always gives me the least amount of firepower...Perhaps I can't be trusted with more :D

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688520)
Fate always gives me the least amount of firepower...Perhaps I can't be trusted with more :D

This coming from the one person in this challenge that could survive a nuke.

urgeok2 04-24-2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688517)
lol...The funny thing is...Dustin won 'a big bag of balls'...But, he already has one of those :D

there's just no way you can make that sound attractive.


http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/l...fbbfd9058f.jpg

The_Return 04-24-2008 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Return (Post 687888)
Yeah man, like V says...we DID win, and we ARE heading to the reward chamber - which, in the long run, will likely allow us to take out even more than we would have as hunters.

...but NO, not like anyone would listen to ME or anything...:D

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 688521)
This coming from the one person in this challenge that could survive a nuke.

I suppose it evens out, huh?

The monkey ends up with the biggest arsenal AGAIN...Yet, I can't be trusted...'Fate' must be a psycho...lol

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:37 AM

OOOOH double barreled shotgun with 6 shells... this could be useful

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688522)
there's just no way you can make that sound attractive.

HaHa, true...But, he's quite proud of it...I just figured it was a guy thing...I sure wouldn't want 'em...I still don't understand how you guys can sit down without...well...:D

urgeok2 04-24-2008 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688529)
HaHa, true...But, he's quite proud of it...I just figured it was a guy thing...I sure wouldn't want 'em...I still don't understand how you guys can sit down without...well...:D


underwear keeps them in line and out of harms way.

but yeah - the whole 'nuts' thing .. i cant figure out why all women arent lesbians after getting their first glimpse of that atrocity.

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688534)
but yeah - the whole 'nuts' thing .. i cant figure out why all women arent lesbians after getting their first glimpse of that atrocity.

I still remember the very first time I saw them...I couldn't help but laugh, they just looked so weird...I didn't have time to stop and think about how laughing at that particular moment might affect my BF:o

ChronoGrl 04-24-2008 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 688477)
RESULTS OF ROUND 11 OF THE HUNTING SEASON ZONE OUTING


(The gates are opened, and the Witchblades are let back in)


I welcome both - The HDC Machetes and The HDC WitchBlades back to your post-Zone meeting.

Since there was a member in The Zone who decided to skip it, all Magnums fired in the Zone stand barrel and trigger-locked.


There is a penalty for skipping shooting in The Zone, but there is a MORE SEVERE PENALTY for skipping an entire Challenge AND shooting in The Zone.


Two contestants have been found guilty of such a grave misdeed, and so will pay for their actions. Any Health Packs in their possession are stripped away and stashed back in The Battle Royale Medics Center, and they will dearly pay for their actions!!


It is a tough decision, but the decorum of Battle Royale has to be maintained. All contestants have suffered immensely because of non-participation of a few, and let this be a lesson to all of them.





Machete Illdojo :- You were confirmed as Roderick Usher's replacement, yet you failed to report to the Machetes - either for The Challenge OR for The Rewards.




WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut :- You were an active participator till the last Challenge ended, and now your entire group stands losing #11 AND in the firing line only because of your no-show for Challenge #11 AND The Hunting Season Zone.





The action has been deemed unforgivable, and hence...you both are sentenced to be SHOT 20 TIMES BY THE SNIPERS of The Firing Squad!!


http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/f...ring_Squad.jpg



(Snipers take aim, and FIRE)





Machete Illdojo is DEAD!!

WitchBlade Bloody Ribcut is DEAD!!




I will let both groups regroup for a bit in their bunkers, before moving on...

*speechless*

Good resolution, V... I'm actually pretty amused on various levels...

urgeok2 04-24-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rayne (Post 688537)
I still remember the very first time I saw them...I couldn't help but laugh, they just looked so weird...I didn't have time to stop and think about how laughing at that particular moment might affect my BF:o


why = where you getting tea-bagged or something ?

ahahahahahahhahahahaha !!

that expression makes me laugh..

and i'm still laughing from that picture of the cat .. LOOK !

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688540)
and i'm still laughing from that picture of the cat .. LOOK !

LOL, I SAW it!


But, no...no tea bagging...He was only just standing there naked, for the first time...And...I busted out laughing...Couldn't have been good for his ego...

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:54 AM

Man, I hate waiting an hour or so for results. And I just sit here and wait for it... while Rayne and Urg talk about dustins balls....

urgeok2 04-24-2008 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 688553)
Man, I hate waiting an hour or so for results. And I just sit here and wait for it... while Rayne and Urg talk about dustins balls....

well, to be fair - balls in general


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...va25/balls.jpg

Psycom5k 04-24-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 688555)
well, to be fair - balls in general


http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...va25/balls.jpg

Yeah I think seeing a black man playing with his big green balls was enough for me. I'll be back in 30.

Rayne 04-24-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycom5k (Post 688553)
Man, I hate waiting an hour or so for results. And I just sit here and wait for it... while Rayne and Urg talk about dustins balls....

We're talking about balls in general now :p


I had never been exposed to porn before my first 'encounter', we didn't have the internet then...I had no little brothers to help change diapers on either...I had absolutely NO idea...It was a real shock...Honest...I wasn't expecting it.


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