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Zero 03-03-2006 06:25 AM

there's an old obscure band from the late 80s early 90s called House of Freaks (sort of REM-style alternative) . . . anyway one of their lyrics always pops in my head when I'm feeling sorry for myself (romantically):

"well I'm Lonely,
and I hear that wedding bell,
I blame you for this nightmare,
I blame you all to hell."

Jacob Singer 03-06-2006 05:48 AM

She's in Parties (Bauhaus)

Learning lines in the rain
Special effects by loonatik and drinks
The graveyard scene
The golden years

She's in parties
It's in the can (twice)

Freeze frame screen kiss
Hot heads under silent wigs
Fall guys tumble on the cutting room floor
Look-a-likes fall on the cutting room door

She's in parties
It's in the can (twice)

Learning lines in the rain
Special effects by loonatik and drinks
Freeze frame, screen kiss, hot heads, lights and power
It's patently obvious

She's in parties
It's in the can (twice)

Hot lines under a rain of drum
Cigarette props in action
Dialogue dub, now heres the rub
She's acting her reaction

She's in parties
It's in the can

urgeok 03-06-2006 08:47 AM

hahaha thats funny ...
thats the song i sing whenever discussing worst lyrics :)

i always liked Bauhaus' style and music but i never thought their lyrics were any good ..


(bela lugosi's dead was ok .. the words fit the mood)

Jacob Singer 03-06-2006 10:55 AM

...well when I put this lirics was 'cause I spent most of this weeckend listening Bauhaus albums and....was so hard to find a real good lirics and you know is better this one than 'Kick in the eye' or 'Mask'. I still love their music but I never think that Peter Murphy was the best lyricist

Posher778 03-06-2006 05:57 PM

my lyrics are too nice for you guys, hah. i'm not into horror music really.

"here i am, and i take my time, here i am and i wait in line always.... always"

^Parachutes

Amalthea 03-07-2006 12:26 AM

Eimear Quinn - The Voice:

I hear the voice on the wind
And I hear you call out my name

Listen my child you say to me
I am the voice of your history
Be not afraid - come follow me
Answer my call and I´ll set you free

REFRAIN
I am the voice in the wind and the pouring rain
I am the voice of your hunger and pain
I am the voice that always is calling you
I am the voice and I will remain

I am the voice in the fields when the Summer´s gone
The dance of the leaves when the Autum winds blow
Never do I sleep throughout all the cold Winter long
I am the force that in Springtime will grow

I am the voice of the past that will always be
Filled with my sorrows and blood in my fields
I am the voice of the future
Bring me your peace, bring me your peace
And my wounds they will heal

REFRAIN 2 X

Angelakillsluts 03-08-2006 10:58 AM

...
 
Five Foot One by Iggy Pop

I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my neck
I'm looking up in the city
What the hell what the heck

I stare at the concrete
The girders eye high
The steel's above me
There's love in my eyes

And I'm doing the things
A five foot one man can do

I'm only five foot one
I got a pain in my heart
All the night I'm working
In the amusement park

With a bottle of aspirin
A sack full of jokes
I wish I could go home
With all the big folks

And I wish life could be
Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Sweet as magazines
I wish life could be
Anything

I'm only five foot one
Unless the time has come
I won't grow anymore
Anymore, anymore, anymore

'Till I'm losing my head
I'm checkin' it twice
I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice

And I'm doing the things a five foot one man can do

I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be sweet as magazines
I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be
Yeah, I wish life could be
Oooooooooohhh
I wish life could be

I wish life could be Swedish magazines
I wish life could be sweet as magazines
I wish life could be

I won't grow anymore (x3)
Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore

I'm only five foot one (x3)
I'm five foot one

Jacob Singer 03-08-2006 12:55 PM

There's two kinds, of people in the world
The outlaws, and the lawmen that prevail
The bounty hunter's job is on the wrong side of the law
Intentions, of the truth and nothing more

Burn'em, clear the streets as he rides into the town
Cause the nameless one's gonna have some fun
He's gonna bring an outlaw down
Wasted, it's over quick he's nailed 'em three for three
Then he with his squint-eyed grin and stubbled chin
He rides through history
The jury, in his mind the choices weigh
The trials, if you're gulity you're his prey
No judgement otherwise can change the lust
That's in his eyes
The sentence, will be carried out in stride

No name, like a shadow on a moonies night
Real game, He'll be there to uphold
Justice, law and order
And you'll pay, the highest fee

When the gunslinger takes his piece

The money, it's the price you have to pay
When he calls, drop your eyes and look away
The man has taken life to balance scales
of wrong and right
Existence, each day a moral fight

Jacob Singer 03-09-2006 12:42 PM

The damned-I think I wonderful

Maybe it’s cos’ of the way that I dress

They say I look out of place

And my taste is a mess

And there ain’t

No point in trying

Cos’ I know what they’re dying to do

Some stupid opinions

On the way that I am

They can look at me

And I don’t give a damn, damn, damn

They got no sense of humour

They only spread the rumour

They say I’m just misguided

I don’t agree


I think I’m wonderful

I think I’m wonderful


Sometimes I have a couple, over the eight

When I go over the top

Get in a hell of a state

And there ain’t

No point in trying

Cos’ I know what they’re dying to do

Stick them, their feelings, what a way to behave

You say I’m crazy but you can’t look away

It’s just a noise they’re making

Whose got the time to take it?

They think I’m nothing special

I don’t agree


I think I’m wonderful

I think I’m wonderful

I think I’m wonderful

I think I’m wonderful


The one mistreated

I won’t be beaten

I can’t be beaten now

And I’m mistrusted

I won’t be busted

They call me bastard yeah


I think I’m wonderful

I think I’m wonderful

I think I’m wonderful

I think I’m wonderful


Hey! hey! hey!........

I know I’m wonderful

I know I’m wonderful

I get up in the morning, kiss the mirror

Hello gorgeous

Hey baby, you wanna have a good time?

Allright! The damned-I think I wonderful

Jacob Singer 03-09-2006 12:47 PM

Maybe it’s cos’ of the way that I dress
they say I look out of place
And my taste is a mess
And there ain’t
No point in trying
Cos’ I know what they’re dying to do
Some stupid opinions
On the way that I am
They can look at me
And I don’t give a damn, damn, damn
They got no sense of humour
They only spread the rumour
They say I’m just misguided

I don’t agree
I think I’m wonderful
I think I’m wonderful

Sometimes I have a couple, over the eight
When I go over the top
Get in a hell of a state
And there ain’t
No point in trying
Cos’ I know what they’re dying to do
Stick them, their feelings, what a way to behave
You say I’m crazy but you can’t look away
It’s just a noise they’re making
Whose got the time to take it?
They think I’m nothing special

I don’t agree
I think I’m wonderful
I think I’m wonderful
I think I’m wonderful
I think I’m wonderful

The one mistreated
I won’t be beaten
I can’t be beaten now
And I’m mistrusted
I won’t be busted
They call me bastard yeah

I think I’m wonderful
I think I’m wonderful
I think I’m wonderful
I think I’m wonderful


Hey! hey! hey!........

I know I’m wonderful
I know I’m wonderful
I get up in the morning, kiss the mirror
Hello gorgeous
Hey baby, you wanna have a good time?

Allright! The damned-I think I wonderful

The_Return 03-25-2006 06:30 PM

Dead Girls Dont Cry - Nekromantix


There was a time
When you wouldn't even look my way
You left me behind
Turned my life into darkness and gray

This time I know she will stay
No more running away

Now you're mine for eternity
My love for you will never die
A peacful perfect harmony
No more sorrow or tears 'cause
Dead girls don't cry

You wanted to be free
Siad I made you feel
Kept restrained in a cage
I begged you to stay with me
You said you couldn't deal
With anger and rage

This time I know she will stay
No more running away

Now you're mine for eternity
My love for you will never die
A peaceful perfect harmony
No more sorrow or tears 'cause
Dead girls don't cry

Dead girls don't cry

Why did you run away
Why did you fool around with other guys
You left me sad,
Said you could not stay
You broke my heart with all your lies

Now you're mine for eternity
My love for you will never die
A peaceful perfect harmony
No more sorrow or tears 'cause
Dead girls don't cry

Amalthea 03-26-2006 03:34 AM

Atomik Harmonik - Turbo Polka

Hey little boy, I got a song for you
I wanna show you what you gotta do
Shake your Bum Bum every night and day
Would you please please take me away

Hey little boy, don’t you look like a fool
Dance like a star cause you could be so cool
You can be what you wanna be
Why don’t you dance with me

Ti sploh ne ve – kaj zamujas
Zaman se trudis – premalo mi ponujas...

Chorus:
You wanna have some fun – ja sam tvoja bejba
Let me be the one – your turbo polka bejba
You wanna have some fun – ja sam tvoja bejba
Heija eja ejga – turbo polka bejba

Hey little boy, start shaking your hips
Look at my feet, and not at my lips
Shake your Bum Bum every night and day
In a turbo polka way

Hey little boy, please show me your move
I need a man with a super groove
You can be what you wanna be
Why don’t you dance with me

Ti sploh ne ve – kaj zamujas
Zaman se trudis – premalo mi ponujas...

Chorus:
You wanna have some fun – ja sam tvoja bejba
Let me be the one – your turbo polka bejba
You wanna have some fun – ja sam tvoja bejba
Heija eja ejga – turbo polka bejba

Jacob Singer 03-26-2006 10:24 AM

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black.

Johnny Cash-Man in black (RIP)

F-F-F-Foolin' 03-31-2006 11:21 PM

Foolin' - Def Leppard

Lady luck never smiles
So lend your love to me awhile
Do with me what you will
Break the spell, take your fill

On and on we rode the storm
The flame has died and the fire has gone
Oh, this empty bed is a night alone
I realized that long ago

Is anybody out there, anybody there
Does anybody wonder, anybody care

Oh, I just gotta know
If you’re really there and you really care
Cause baby I’m not

F-f-f-foolin’, ah f-f-foolin’
F-f-f-foolin’, ah f-f-foolin’
Won’t you stay with me awhile

Close your eyes don’t run and hide
Easy love is no easy ride
Just wakin’ up from what we had
Could stop good love from going bad

Is anybody out there, anybody there
Does anybody wonder, anybody care

Oh, I just gotta know
If you’re really there and you really care
Cause baby I’m not

F-f-f-foolin’, ah f-f-foolin’
F-f-f-foolin’, ah f-f-foolin’

I’m not foolin’ myself

F-F-F-Foolin' 04-01-2006 02:03 AM

I Am Your Child - Def Leppard

Was it something I did
Was it something I said
Was the vision you had
Just a voice in your head

Can you run through the flames
Can you see through the haze
Is this the end of your world
Or just one of your days

I've yet to taste it on my tongue
I get so dangerous on my own

I am your child, the one you need
The love you crave, the mouth you feed
The more you give, the more I take
I am your child, I could be your last mistake

Would you call it untrue
Would you call it a sin
With the burden of proof
Breathing under my skin

Like a ghost from the past
I'm the face in the crowd
And the name that you scream
When you're dreaming out loud

I've yet to taste it on my tongue
I get so dangerous on my own

I am your child, the one you need
The love you crave, the mouth you feed
The more you give, the more I take
I am your child, I could be your last mistake

F-F-F-Foolin' 04-01-2006 02:23 AM

It's Only Love - Def Leppard

If you could feel what I feel
If I could make you see
If you could need like I need
I'd be the air that you breathe

You go straight to my head as I lie in my bed
I just can't win
I can't help the state I'm in

It's only love so why is falling in it
The one thing that you can't do
It's only love then why am I hurting from it
It's only love if you're hurting too

If you could share my wildest thoughts
Meet me in my mind
If you could want the way that I want
You'd want me all the time

Every dream I dream has got you in it
And every minute with you means everything
I wanna take you there where you've never been
In my dreams

bloodrayne 04-04-2006 02:09 AM

P5hng Me A*wy

When I look into your eyes
there’s nothing there to see
Nothing but my own mistakes
staring back at me

I’ve lied to you
This is the last smile that I’ll fake for the sake of being with you
Everything falls apart
Even the people who never frown eventually break down
Everything has to end
You’ll soon find we’re out of time left to watch it all unwind
The sake of being with you
Everything falls apart
Even the people who never frown eventually break down
The sacrifice is never knowing

Why I stay
When you just push away
No matter what you see
You’re still so blind to me

I’ve tried, like you, to do everything you wanted to
This is the last time
That I’ll take the blame for the sake of being with you
Everything falls apart
Even the people who never frown eventually break down
The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
Everything has to end

Reverse psychology is failing miserably
It’s so hard to be left all alone
Telling you is the only chance for me
There is nothing left but to turn and face you
When I look into your eyes there’s nothing there to see
Nothing but my own mistakes staring back at me
Asking why

Why I stay
When you just push away
No matter what you see
You’re still so blind to me

Paul Is Dead 04-07-2006 03:02 PM

Write these words back down inside
We have burned their villages and all the people in them died
We adopt their customs and everything they say we steal
All the dreams they had we kill
Still we all sleep sound tonight
Is this what you wanted to hear?
We erased all their images and dance
And replaced them with borders and flags

At the top of this timeline you'll remember
This is the lipstick on the collar
And in my own life I've seen it in the mirror
sometimes at the cost of others hopes

So write these words back down inside
That's where you need it the most
and without conviction of heart you will never feel it at all
Yeah, we all dance to the same beat when we we're marching
Yeah, the TV tells us everything we need to know
And this scene is painting in all the fashions of the moment
And history is all the same

Everything you say you stole
Every dream you dream you bought
-Thursday "Autobiography of A Nation"

"and we're up to our necks,
drowning in the seconds,
ingesting the morning commute
lost in a dead subway sleep
now we lie wide awake in our parents' beds
tossing and turning.
tomorrow we'll get up
drive to work,
single file
with everyday
it's like the last.
waiting for the life to start, is it always just ahead of the curve?"
-Thursday "For the Workforce, Drowning"

The_Return 04-08-2006 05:07 PM

Busy city full of talk-back talk
Let them talk away
Mostly they dont mean no harm
They all got to say their say

I tell my story as it goes along
I got my own own load to haul
I know sometimes I will be wrong
And when I fall I'll fall

Only please dont you be the one
Dont you be the one
Dont you be the one
Who brings me down

The thought of having you against me
Is a though this man just cant stand
When he's standing tall for the rest of the world
He's trembling in the palm of your hand

Busy city full of talk-back talk
Let them talk away
Mostly they dont mean no harm
They all got to say their say

I tell my story as it goes along
I got my own own load to haul
I know sometimes I will be wrong
And when I fall I'll fall

Only please dont you be the one
Dont you be the one
Dont you be the one
Who brings me down

Dont you be the one
Dont you be the one
Who brings me down

Dont you be the one
Dont you be the one
Who brings me down




Don't You Be the One - Rawlins Cross

Amalthea 04-09-2006 10:32 AM

Hari Mata Hari - Layla

Niz polje vjetar miriše Down a field, a scent of wind
I bol me prati kao sjena And pain follows me like a shadow
Da l' negdje za mnom uzdišeš? Are you sighing after me somewhere?
Gdje si od mene sakrivena? Where are you hidden from me?

U kosu stavi ruzmarin Place rosemary in your hair
I jedan cvijet kraj šadrvana And a flower from an old fountain
Lejla, zar bi mogla ti drugog voljeti? Layla, could you love another?

Ako te sutra zaprose If they propose to you tomorrow
Znaj tamo neæu biti ja Know that I won't be there
Lako se tuge oproste Sorrows are easily forgiven
Al' samo ljubav nikada But only love never is

Zar bi mogla ti drugog voljeti? Could you love another?

Golube, moj golube Dove, my dove
Nosi joj suze mjesto pjesme Bring her tears instead of a song
Ja odlazim k'o da sam kriv I'm leaving, as if guilty
Što voljeh onu koju ne smijem For loving who I'm not allowed

Golube, moj golube Dove, my dove
Nosi joj suze mjesto pjesme Bring her tears instead of a song
Odlazim k'o da sam kriv I'm leaving, as if guilty
Što voljeh tebe koju ne smijem For loving you who I'm not allowed

Što voljeh tebe, Lejla For loving you, Layla
(Golube, moj golube) (Dove, my dove)

The_Return 04-14-2006 04:57 AM

Surrender to Strangeness - Buck 65


Fightin' with the neighbours and screwin' the wife
Hip hop music ruined my life
I bitch and I moan, I lie and I cheat
Waiting for the night when I die in my sleep
I listen to the jukebox and sit by the bar
Taking care of a dog that got hit by a car
Praying for salvation, needing a miracle
Drowning in new music and reading material
Shoe laces untied, telling people I'm rich
Who can't tell the difference between real art and high kitch
Mouth like a broken bottle, crooked and bottomless
Half wolf, half crow, half hippopotamus
Sturdy as a paper bag, as well, my face is flawed
But keeping the fire going by the grace of God
And I'm loathe to think that we missed our chance
To find a way out of this downward dance
We got it all wrong

Singing a song with a rock in my mouth
Nobody knows what I'm talking about
Lost without a marketing plan and a stylist
Here comes the vilest nihilist finalist
Once and for all, barbed wire and rope
The most beautiful woman is strung out on dope
Slowly the music, died, died, died
Three white horses side by side
Last change to change, you better hurry, quick
Laying in a bed, wide awake and I'm worried sick
Completely out-foxed, I hide from the phone
And I swear this pen has a mind of its own
Jaws that go through solid steel, a clenched fist
A breath of fresh air for once and a French kiss
The weight of the world and collapsable me
I'm talking about trouble with a capital T
We got it all wrong

The_Return 04-25-2006 05:00 PM

Stolen Prayer - Alice Cooper


I walk the streets alone
On feeble bones I ride
My sins are etched in stone
I got no place to hide
Well, I was unshakable
In what I did believe
I feel so breakable
But have I been deceived

You showed me your paradise
And your carnival of souls
But my heart keeps telling me
That ain't the place to go
Well, I'm not invincible
So I want you to leave
Well, I'm so convincible
But have I been deceived

I take your words and try them on
Yeah, it's a perfect fit, boy
You tell me one size fits us all
Yeah, like an old straightjacket
Well, tell me why I'm so afraid
All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
In a stolen prayer

I remember yesterday
When things were black and white
Never thought I'd get confused
On what was wrong and right
Well, I'm not unbreakable
With armor on my skin
Well, it's not unthinkable
I could be fooled again

I take your words and try them on
Yeah, it's a perfect fit, boy
You tell me one size fits us all
Yeah, like an old straightjacket
Well, tell me why I'm so afraid
All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
In a stolen prayer

You steal another minute from my life
You cut a little deeper with your knife
You steal a little breath from my air
And you don't care
And even though I'm chokin'
All my words are spoken

I take your words and try them on
Yeah, it's a perfect fit, boy
You tell me one size fits us all
Yeah, like an old straightjacket
Take this world and try it on
Man, you're lookin' good boy
Stick your neck out on the block
So you won't miss nothing
Stretch your finger, grab your hair
Don't you feel like screaming
Feel the blood rush from your veins
Now you're a perfect zombie
Now I'm on my knees

All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
All my words are spoken
In a stolen prayer

bloodrayne 04-29-2006 06:39 AM

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single mornin'
It was driving me crazy

I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean

Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts

So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "You got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"NO, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"

So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)

I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Albuquerque
Albuquerque

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and he tells me he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I HATE SAUERKRAUT!

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque

I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)

Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque

Albuquerque

(belch)

Amalthea 04-29-2006 12:55 PM

Alcastar by Alcazar

Ahhhhh... Ohh
You can be an alcastar

We're the VIP, everything's for free
It's a life filled with love and emotion
This is wonderland, try to understand
To get in it takes more than devotion

Gotta open up your heart, show us who you are
To become an alcastar!

Welcome to our galaxy
The place to be, our universe
See the stars where love comes first
Stay forever, you can be an alcastar
Welcome to our galaxy
The place to be, our universe
See the stars where love comes first
Now or never, you can be an alcastar

If you let us in, underneath your skin
We deliver complete transformation
In the loop of fame, nothing stays the same
Come with us and you're in for sensation

Gotta open up your heart, show us who you are
To become an alcastar!

Welcome to our galaxy
The place to be, our universe
See the stars where love comes first
Stay forever, you can be an alcastar
Welcome to our galaxy
The place to be, our universe
See the stars where love comes first
Now or never, you can be an alcastar

Make a wish upon a star, and forever trust in who you are
Let happiness be the source, and love be the force

To become an alcastar!

Welcome to our galaxy
The place to be, our universe
See the stars where love comes first
Stay forever, you can be an alcastar
Welcome to our galaxy
The place to be, our universe
See the stars where love comes first
Now or never, you can be an alcastar
You can be an alcastar!

Korpse 04-29-2006 03:49 PM

MACHINE HEAD - DAVIDIAN

Blind man ask me forgiveness
I won't deny myself
Disrespect you have given
Your suffering's my wealth
I feed off pain, force fed to love it
And now I swallow whole
I'll never live in the past
Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast

Burn my fist to the concrete
My fear is my strength
Power, rage unbound because
Been pounded by the streets
Cyanide blood burns down the skyline
Hatred is purity
The bullet connects at last
Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast

Scarred
Pour the salt in the wound
Unscarred

MACHINE HEAD - A THOUSAND LIES
(this song live has a Wu Tang breakdown)

What is a man that stays true to the game
But has to cheat a little to get by
Well that is a person that I know to well
Don't want to know, but I don't have to ask why
Everyone like a loaded gun
You want some shit, I'll fuckin' pound you, son
Don't need a reason, pain I'm feelin'
I gotta vent or else I blow inside

[Pre-chorus:]
Introspection, termination
Can't tell right from wrong
Fed up with this whole system
It's gone on far too long

[Chorus:]
You tell a thousand lies, been told a thousand times
Your words we hear, but we cannot sympathize
Thousand lies been told a thousand times
Hard as nails, the power to survive

What is a man that stays true to the game
But can't believe some of the things he sees
Anger's a gift and I won't be kept down
In poverty there is no democracy
Used needle and a crack vile
A broken bottle and a bullet shell
This urban life is so volatile
An inner city or a concrete hell

[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus]

What is a man don't stay true to the game
Don't care for no one, only cares for his greed
He's playin' God killin' thousands of people
'Cause the power is the fix that he needs
Racist goal of the white devil
I watched our souls burnin' over oil
A politician got no feelin'
It makes my motherfuckin' cold blood boil

[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus]

Jacob Singer 04-30-2006 01:30 PM

Whiskey woman don't you know
that you are drivin' me insane
The liquor you give stems your
will to live and gets right to my brain
Don't you know you're driving me insane
You're tryin' to find your way through life
You're tryin' to get some new direction
Another woman got her man
She won't find no new connection

Takes another drink or two, things look better when she's through

Takes another look around, you're not goin' anywhere
You've realized you're gettin' old and no one seems to care
You're tryin' to find your way again
You're tryin' to find some new...
Another woman's got her man
But she won't find a new...

Takes another drink or two, things look better when she's through

You 'bin foolin' with some hot guy
I want to know why is it why
Get up get out you know you really blew it
I've had enough, I've had enough, good God pluck me

Once she was wonderful
Once she was fine
Once she was beautiful
Once she was mine...she was mine

Now change has come over her body, she doesn't see me anymore
Now change has come over her body, she doesn't see me anymore

Changes, changes, changes, changes
Victim of changes
JUDAS PRIEST:VICTIMS OF CHANGES

Jacob Singer 05-01-2006 01:10 PM

I'm lying on my back now
the stars look all too near
flowers on the razor wire
i know you're there
we are few
and far between
I was thinking about her skin
love is a many splintered thing
don't be afraid now
just walk on in
(flowers on the razor wire)
(walk on in)
her eyes were cobalt red
her voice was cobalt blue
I see no purple light
crashing out of you
so just walk on in
(flowers on the razor wire)
(walk on in)
her lovers queued up in the hallway
I heard them scratching at the door
I tried to tell her
about Marx and Engels, God and Angels
I don't really know what for
but she looked good in ribbons
so just walk on in
but she looked good in ribbons
so just walk on in

tie a red red red red red red ribbon
love is a many splintered things
tie a red red red red ribbon
don't be afraid
just walk on in

just walk on in
(incoming...)
(incoming...)
just walk on in
just walk on in
flowers on the razor wire
just walk on in

SISTERS OF MERCY : RIBBONS

Jacob Singer 05-03-2006 12:58 PM

There once was a man who just couldn't cry
He hadn't cried for years and for years
Napalmed babies and the movie love story
For instance could not produce tears
As a child he had cried as all children will
Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry
He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan
Things got bad, but he couldn't cry

His dog was run over, his wife up and left him
And after that he got sacked from his job
Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob

His novel was refused, his movie was panned
And his big Broadway show was a flop

He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail
Oh, but still not a dribble or drop

In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
And made to make license plates
Water and bread was all he was fed
But not once did a tear stain his face

Doctors were called in, scientists, too
Theologians were last and practically least

They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff
But in fact an insensitive beast

He was removed from jail and placed in a place
For the insensitive and the insane
He played lots of chess and made lots of friends
And he wept every time it would rain

Once it rained forty days and it rained forty nights
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried

On the forty-first day, he passed away
He just dehydrated and died

Well, he went up to heaven, located his dog
Not only that, but he rejoined his arm
Down below, all the critics, they loot it all back
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm

His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
The theologians were finally found out

Right down to the ground, that old jail house burned down
The earth suffered perpetual drought
JOHNNY CASH: THE MAN WHO COULDN'T CRY

noctuary 05-03-2006 07:15 PM

I lost myself in shapeless oceans
Whose depths concealed more than they showed
Beliefs obscured by mists around them
A legacy they'd been bestowed

Columns of ice paint awkward pictures
Distorted forms that once seemed real
Engulfed inside transparent textures
Billowing curtains as hard as steel

For all the noise filling the landscape
Whispers & cries with no reply
It's quiet here within these boundaries
And thoughts collect like pools of light

CHORUS
My eyes divide the sky
As sirens sound in heaven
My will brings down the moon
And shatters it to pieces

The silence grew inconsequential
The day became a paradigm
A thousand years, a hundred decades
An arbitrary slice of time

I found myself with no companion
Except the salty earth and sky
And suddenly there came my focus
The world around me clarified

(CH)

And so I walked in isolation
Hoping solace would cross my path
Ignored the road that lay behind me
And stepped away from the aftermath

I lost myself in shapeless oceans
Whose waters turned from dark to clear
I floated there, a tiny island
With no more doubt, with no more fear

Assemblage 23 - "Divide"

Jacob Singer 05-14-2006 01:30 PM

In dreams I can rule your life
With me nothins ever right
Sing for me up on a stage
Keep your mind trapped in a cage
Im you man Im what you need
Dance with me but never lead
One deep breath will set me free
Dont you fuckin look at me
You know that I am...

One fuckin well dressed man !

Now its dark, but I can see
Dont you fuckin look at me
Now its dark, your gonna be
Exactly what I want to see
Now its dark, Mommy
Dont you fuckin look at me

A sensation
Of eletion
Intoxication
Now its dark

A candy coated existence
Underneath is decadence
What was hidden you have found
Made it your own battleground
Pretty, pretty, dont say please
Dont you fuckin look at me
You know that I am...

One fuckin well dressed man !

Now its dark, but I can see
Dont you fuckin look at me
Now its dark, your gonna be
Exactly what I want to see
Now its dark, Mommy
Dont you fuckin look at me

A sensation
Of eletion
Intoxication
Now its dark

Ill send you a love letter
Straight from the bottom of my heart
Youll be fucked forever
The candy coated clownss done his part

Im your man Im what you need
Dance with me but never lead
One deep breath will set me free

Dont you fuckin look at me
You know that I am...

One fuckin well dressed man !

Chorus

ANTHRAX: NOW IS DARK....for anyone who likes Blue Velvet

Jacob Singer 05-21-2006 06:40 AM

Now I'm gonna tell ya a story
A tale of wrong and Right
and freedom is the reason
You can't take it without a fight

So now I'm startin' up a posse
(Suck my dick, suck my dick)
To come and look for you
We're gonna put a stop
To what you want to do
You fucking whores (You fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

You say our records are offensive
(You're a douche, You're a douche)
Our messages ain't right
You say "We're gonna label records
So our kids can grow up right"
You fucking whores (Let them decide)
That's all you are

shit, fuck, satan, death, sex drugs, rape
These seven words you're trying to take
shit, fuck, Satan, death, sex, drugs, rape
Right or wrong it's our choice to make
America the beautiful, Land of the free
Don't change the words to land of Hypocrisy

Now I'm startin' up a posse (Fascist scum, fascist scum)
And we'll damn sure make you see
Something that offends you
May not be offensive to me
You f*cking whores (You fuckin' whores)
That's all you are

Now you might take offense
To a word like "fuck" or "shit" (Dick!)
But you fuckin' don't have the right (Cunt!)
To discriminate me for saying it!
You fuckin' whores (You fuckin' whores)
That's all you are (Go suck a dick, huh)

So now I'm startin' up a posse (Motherfucker, motherfucker)
To fight for freedom of choice
To fight for freedom of speech
We're gonna make you hear our voice

And now I don't do this to shock you
(That's the end, that's the end)
I don't do this for spite
You've got the choice, don't buy it, don't read it,
And don't say your opinion's right
You f*cking whores (You fuckin' whores)
That's all you are (Cunty, cunty, cunty, cunt)

You know you can't censor my feelings
You can't censor my thoughts
Censorship's against
Everything America stands for
You fuckin' whores (Let us decide)
That's all you are (And this ain't sexist, either)

ANTHRAX: STARTIN' UP A POSSE'

bloodrayne 05-28-2006 04:45 AM

Why Me?...Criss Angel

Now
I'm alone in the dark
With the lights turned on
Where no one knows me
Now
I wear my mask
To see who I am
But I don't know me

I don't wanna be here
(for breakin' me down)
I just don't wanna be anymore...no

Hey you
Why Me again
Hey you
Wish I could be someone else

(Truth, Truth, Truth)
The truth is hard to face
Yeah, when it stares you down

Hey you
Hey you
Why Me
(Please, please, please, please)

God, please tell me why
I'm lost inside
Where can I find me
I've lost the will to see
I've lost the will to be
It's always the same, the same
this time

I don't wanna be here
(for breakin' me down)
I just don't wanna be anymore...no

Hey you
Why Me again
Hey you
Wish I could be someone else

(Truth, Truth, Truth)
The truth is hard to face
Yeah, when it stares you down

Hey you
Hey you
Why (hey you) Me
Hey you
Why Me

I don't
wanna be
anymore

bloodrayne 05-28-2006 04:48 AM

Die For Me...Criss Angel

Twenty one years of my life to go
Have I lost myself to someone else?
Truth, lie, to live or die
Makes no difference if your never gonna try.
I know I'll die for you
Feed off my sorrow

If you want me to
I know I'll die for you
Bleed for tomorrow
If you want me to
Will you die for me?
But, will you die for me?

See me standing, so fucking cool
Wish you would be like me - a fool
Truth, lie, to live or die
Makes no difference your never gonna fuckin' try.

I know I'll die for you
Feed off my sorrow
If you want me to
I know I'll die for you
Bleed for tomorrow
If you want me to
I know I'll die for you

Feed off my sorrow
If you want me to, If you want me to
I know I'll die for you
Can you feel it, can you see it?
If you want me to
Bleed for tomorrow
Will you die for me?
But, will you die for me?

I want you to
I want you to
I want you to
I want you

bloodrayne 05-28-2006 06:44 AM

Darkest Day...Criss Angel

Why aren't you here
Why does life seem so unfair
You were strength in my darkest days
Now how can I face the world
Alone? - I need you here

God tell me why
My friend is gone
and I'll give up forever to be with you
So tell me why - My friend is gone
Why God - my friend is gone
Tell me why my friend is gone

Won't you come back to me
In my dreams I want to see
All the promises we made come true
And to have just one more time - with you

Forgive my negativity
This world is cold and empty
They tell me time will heal the pain
But I know I'll never be the same
Without you - I need you here

All that I am is due to you
Do you see that you live in me
Eternally I'll always be
Connecting and reflecting to your memory

Can you see me?
Can you feel me?
Can you hear me?
Can you heal me?

I can't take this, I can't fake this
I can't shake this, Life is so unfair
I need you here - please

bloodrayne 05-28-2006 09:47 AM

Edge of the World...Criss Angel


There've been days I've been searching for so long
Looking for the reasons to keep hangin' on
I'm not sure how I should feel
It's gettin' worse 'cause your not here
And it's crazy losing to myself
All by, by myself

I'm gonna smack
I'm gonna crack
I'm past the point there's no in turning back
Oh, damn I'm gonna slam into the
Edge of the World

What do I want from me?
Why can't I ever be...?
Why can't I ever be
Want I want to be?
How can I change the way
Of what I know today?
Change me, Change me, Change me.
I'm getting closer to the Edge of the World


Help me I'm sinking six feet deep
I had enough but I can't let you go.
Oh, oh
I wish to God you'd rescue me
And tell me who I'm suppossed to be
It's crazy losing to myself
...by, by, myself

I'm gonna smack
I'm gonna crack
I'm past the point there's no in turning back
Oh, damn I'm gonna slam into the
Edge of the World

What do I want from me?
Why can't I ever be...?
Why can't I ever be
Want I want to be?
How can I change the way
Of what I know today?
Change me, Change me, Change me.
I'm getting closer to the Edge of the World

I had enough but I can't let you go.
Oh, oh
I wish to God you'd rescue me
And tell me who I'm suppossed to be
It's crazy losing to myself
...by, by, myself

I'm gonna smack
I'm gonna crack
I'm past the point there's no in turning back
Oh, damn I'm gonna slam into the
Edge of the World

It's another mindfreak going out of control,
Got my mind, got my mind ready to blow
tickin', and my dreams are tricky,

Ahhhhh
C'mon I'm at the edge.
Ahhhhh
I'm at the Edge of the World

Posher778 05-28-2006 10:03 AM

A Rush Of Blood To The Head

He said I'm gonna buy this place and burn it down
I'm gonna put it six feet underground
He said "I'm gonna buy this place and watch it fall
Stand here beside me baby in the crumbling walls

Oh I'm gonna buy this place and start a fire
Stand here until I fill all your heart's desires
Because I'm gonna buy this place and see it burn
Do back the things it did to you in return

Ah ah ah, ah ah ah...

He said I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war
If you can tell me something worth fighting for
Oh and I'm gonna buy this place that's what I said
Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head

Honey
All the movements you're starting to make
See me crumble and fall on my face
And I know the mistakes that I made
See it all disappear without a trace.
And they call as they beckon you on
They said start as you mean to go on
Start as you mean to go on

He said "I'm gonna buy this place and see it go
Stand here beside my baby, watch the orange glow
Some will laugh and some just sit and cry
But you just sit down there and you wonder why

So I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war
If you can tell me something worth fighting for
And I'm gonna buy this place that's what I said
Blame it upon a rush of blood to the head
Oh to the head

Honey
All the movements you're starting to make
See me crumble and fall on my face
And I know the mistakes that I made
See it all disappear without a trace.
And they call as they beckon you on
They said start as you mean to go on
As you mean to go on, as you mean to go on

So meet me by the bridge,
Oh meet me by the lane
When am I going to see
That pretty face again

Meet me on the road
Meet me where I said
Blame it all upon
A rush of blood to the head

The_Return 06-30-2006 06:40 AM

I bet this has been posted before, but I cant be bothered going through 19 pages.

Time Stand Still - Rush


I turn my back to the wind
To catch my breath
Before I start off again.
Driven on without a moment to spend
To pass an evening with a drink and a friend

I let my skin get too thin
I'd like to pause
No matter what I pretend
Like some pilgrim
Who learns to transcend
Learns to live as if each step was the end

(Time stand still)
I'm not looking back
But I want to look around me now
(Time stand still)
See more of the people and the places that surround me now
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each sensation a little bit stronger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away

I turn my face to the sun
Close my eyes
Let my defences down
All those wounds that I can't get unwound

I let my past go too fast
No time to pause
If I could slow it all down
Like some captain, whose ship runs aground
I can wait until the tide comes around

(Time stand still)
I'm not looking back
But I want to look around me now
(Time stand still)
See more of the people and the places that surround me now
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each impression a little bit stronger
Freeze this motion a little bit longer
The innocence slips away
The innocence slips away...

Summer's going fast, nights growing colder
Children growing up, old friends growing older
Freeze this moment a little bit longer
Make each impression a little bit stronger
Experience slips away
Experience slips away...
The innocence slips away

AUSTIN316426808 06-30-2006 10:38 PM

Music of the Night
 
Night-time sharpens,
heightens each sensation ...
Darkness stirs and
wakes imagination ...
Silently the senses
abandon thier defences ...

Slowly, gently
night unfurls its splendour ...
Grasp it, sense it -
tremulous and tender ...
Turn your face away
from the garish light of day,
turn your thoughts away
from cold, unfeeling light -
and listen to
the music of the night ...

Close your eyes
and surrender to your
darkest dreams!
Purge your thoughts
of the life
you knew before!
Close your eyes,
let your spirit
start to soar!
And you'll live
as you've never
lived before ...

Softly, deftly,
music shall surround you ...
Feel it, hear it,
closing in around you ...
Open up your mind,
let your fantasies unwind,
in this darkness which
you know you cannot fight -
the darkness of
the music of the night.

Let your mind
start a journey through a
strange, new world!
Leave all thoughts
of the world
you knew before!
Let your soul
Take you where you
long to be!
Only then
can you belong
to me ...

Floating, falling,
sweet intoxication!
Touch me, trust me,
savour each sensation!
Let the dream begin,
let your darker side give in
to the power of
the music that I write -
the power of
the music of the night ...

You alone
can make my song take flight -
help me make the music of the night.

bloodrayne 07-12-2006 02:38 PM

Marilyn Manson...Speed Of Pain

They slit our throats
Like we were flowers
And our milk has been devoured

When you want it
It goes away too fast
When you hate it
It always seems to last
But just remember when you think you're free
The crack inside your fucking heart is me

I wanna outrace the speed of pain

I wish I could sleep
But I can't lay on my back
Because there's a knife
For every day that I've known you

When you want it
It goes away yoo fast
When you hate it
It always seems to last
But just remember when you think you're free
The crack inside your fucking heart is me

I wanna outrace the speed of pain for another day

Lie to me, cry to me, give to me
I would
Lie with me, die with me, give to me
I would
Keep all your secrets wrapped in dead hair
I hope at least we die holding hands for always

The_Return 07-13-2006 08:34 AM

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

And the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny


The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon


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