oh you mean like on that one episode of hanna monta....not guilty


have you ever crapped your pants?

i plead the 5th


anyone HERE ever watch lifetime movie network?

(Read the rules, you have to answer either guilty or not guilty, there is no fifth ammendment here.)

Not guilty

Have you ever smoked basil and cloves because somebody said it would get you high?

not guilty,


have you ever ran inside a skateboard shop, snatch two expensive pairs of pants and run out getting away scott free?

Not guilty

Have you ever taken a stink bomb and tossed it down the stairwell of your school while lots of people were walking up and down the stairs so that they had to smell it?

I broke a store-bought (the bags) "fart bomb" into a bin just inside the door of a full classroom in college once...walked away before it popped, this one cleared out half a floor and got a guy in some kinda hazmat suit up there.
I also sprayed the really bad fart gas on my aunt once when she got on a bus, now that was funny.
...so, yes?



Ever enjoyed the taste of your own blood?

Guilty (I don't know why but for some reason it tasstes kinda good, I would neer drink somebody elses though)

Have you ever eaten you own poop?

Ha, no.

Ever microwave gummis?

Not guilty

Ever had someone arrested for something you did?

not guilty

ever spray paint your name with style on government property?

Not Guilty

Ever wait until a buddy passed out then drew shit on his face?

Guilty


Do you like a song that you would never admit to your freinds that you like?

guilty


have you ever liked one of your friends girlfriends?

Guilty

Have you ever slept with a friends girlfriend?

sadly this is guilty

Have you ever gotten a girl pregnant on accident and then got or asked for an abortion?

not guilty

ever been arrested

not guilty


Ever ran into someones house, shouted something, then ran out?

Not guilty.

Have you ever pissed on someone while they slept.

not guilty


have you ever woke up and choked a dumbass that pissed you off while you slept?

Sorta I punch a guy for messing with me in my sleep.



Have you ever passed out in one town and woke up in another?

dude, I wish I caught that one because I have an funny story about that.

Guilty, When my cousin was still alive, I used to take trips with his band to NYC to do shows at different clubs, and we would normally get out of the city at about 2-3 in the morning and we'd all be really drunk, and after grabbing some NYC food we would pass out on the bus about the time we got out of the lincoln tunnel. Well I would at least. and I'd wake up in a different state, because I passed out in Jersey.

Have you ever kicked a midget?

not guilty,

are you voting for hillary clinton

not guilty


Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about "The King" from Burger King?

Not guilty

Ever put a hair in your own food so you get a free meal?

not guilty

do you work

guilty

ever have food poisoning?

guilty, i think i ate some bad beef.


would you get pissed if your found out tap water is actually cleaner then water you buy?

Not guilty (Mine is. Amazing filter on my drinking tap.)

Ever pretended you were sick because you didn;t want to see someone?

Guilty



Ever dine and ditch?

not guilty, theres no such thing as a free lunch.




have you ever suspected yourgirl friend was cheating on you?

Guilty


Ever shag your girlfriends best friend?

Not Guilty


Have you ever cheap shotted someone?

Guilty

Have you ever had sexual fantasies about Bea Arthur?

Not Guilty..... are you a Deadpool fan?

Have you ever had a sexual attraction to somebody older than 60 years?

i like deadpool, i used to have his toy.

i never been attrected to anygirl over 60,not guilty.


have you ever fought with your girlfriend on purpose so that she wouldnt come over and see hickies on your neck from another chick?

not guilty

Have you ever tried to get somebody to leave their current boyfriend/girlfriend for you?

guilty, i was drunk as hell and she was too ffine.




ever had a fat chick grab your dick out of nowhere at a juvenile concert?

what the fuck?

not guilty

has your friends girlfriend grab your dick at a party when shes wasted and your friend is right there and doesn't notice?

Not Guilty



Did you ever have a crush on teacher growing up?