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Vodstok 03-10-2005 12:27 PM

Same here. I have so much dreid, windblown snow in the front yard it looks liek a godamn topographical map.

Plus, the dog is tired of damn near freezing to death whenever she has to take a piss.

ShankS 03-10-2005 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

during my conquests it's always hardcore!! till I pass out knackeredout.

ItsAlive75 03-10-2005 12:40 PM

It's weird over here, it snowed overnight and we had an inch of snow. I get out of class at 4:30 and all the snow is gone, it was great.

Now I get to drive 2 and a half hours to Illinois without crashing my car. Always a plus.

urgeok 03-10-2005 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
during my conquests it's always hardcore!! till I pass out knackeredout.

another battle with the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters :D

ShankS 03-10-2005 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by urgeok
another battle with the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters :D
you got caluses?

FairyKorpes 03-10-2005 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
thats true. but anyways.....whats the top weight of the women that you would concider having sex with. and girls same question vica/versa. I think my limit would be 140
Lmao dude your the biggest moron, i swear. You realize that muscle weighs more then fat?

So you see a girl you think she is hot, smokin' bod. You go up to her with you cool ass self and say " hey before i hit on ya with the hopes of gettin' some. How much do you weigh?"

Lmao fuckin clot monkey

urgeok 03-10-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lmao dude your the biggest moron, i swear. You realize that muscle weighs more then fat?

So you see a girl you think she is hot, smokin' bod. You go up to her with you cool ass self and say " hey before i hit on ya with the hopes of gettin' some. How much do you weigh?"

Lmao fuckin clot monkey

the only thing i ever ask is ... 'how do you feel about wearing pigtails, a pleated kilt, and black pattent leather shoes ?'

barbra 03-10-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It's weird over here, it snowed overnight and we had an inch of snow. I get out of class at 4:30 and all the snow is gone, it was great.

Now I get to drive 2 and a half hours to Illinois without crashing my car. Always a plus.

how can you be so sure?

X¤MurderDoll¤X 03-10-2005 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lmao dude your the biggest moron, i swear. You realize that muscle weighs more then fat?

So you see a girl you think she is hot, smokin' bod. You go up to her with you cool ass self and say " hey before i hit on ya with the hopes of gettin' some. How much do you weigh?"

Lmao fuckin clot monkey

lol and there is also height.

FairyKorpes 03-10-2005 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
lol and there is also height.
Thats right;)

ItsAlive75 03-10-2005 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by barbra
how can you be so sure?
I should have rephrased to "got" out of class and the snow was gone, so it did actually happen.

I can't predict the future, as much as I'd like to.

Sedated_replica 03-10-2005 04:12 PM

Hey, some bigger women are pretty fucking sexy. I'm not talking about FAT

barbra 03-10-2005 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Hey, some bigger women are pretty fucking sexy. I'm not talking about FAT
or are you

IDrinkYourBlood 03-10-2005 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by barbra
or are you
So thats what Barbra looks like.

barbra 03-10-2005 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
So thats what Barbra looks like.
on a good day

AUSTIN316426808 03-10-2005 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by Vodstok
The funny thing is, that i registered 8 months before you, and you are currently about 64 behind me....


Man.. Get some sun :)


I've been here since Oct. '03 and you've both got me by a little over 4 grand.

AUSTIN316426808 03-10-2005 11:16 PM

looks like this thread is basically dead so keeping Newb's theory alive that all threads end with boobs....

barbra 03-10-2005 11:19 PM

jesus
can't we end with a camel toe for a change?

Sedated_replica 03-11-2005 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
So thats what Barbra looks like.
LOL

Elvis_Christ 03-12-2005 06:56 PM

:D hahha that pic cracked me up!

IDrinkYourBlood 03-12-2005 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:D hahha that pic cracked me up!
I feel sorry for the person who had to take the photo.

AUSTIN316426808 03-12-2005 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I feel sorry for the person who had to take the photo.

he gets paid to take pictures of naked women and most of the time they're ridiculously hotter than that.

IDrinkYourBlood 03-12-2005 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
he gets paid to take pictures of naked women and most of the time they're ridiculously hotter than that.
what if he is only assigned to fat chicks.

AUSTIN316426808 03-12-2005 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
what if he is only assigned to fat chicks.

he still makes alot of money taking pictures, either way he's gotta a pretty damn good thing going.

barbra 03-12-2005 07:51 PM

fat chicks are hypnotising when they are shakin'

IDrinkYourBlood 03-13-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by barbra
fat chicks are hypnotising when they are shakin'
that just made me queesy

Elvis_Christ 03-13-2005 08:03 PM

with love?

IDrinkYourBlood 03-14-2005 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
with love?
oh you know it ;) :rolleyes:

Elvis_Christ 03-14-2005 06:46 PM

Anyone into midgits?? Hey 'lil people need love too ;)

Sedated_replica 03-14-2005 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Anyone into midgits?? Hey 'lil people need love too ;)
LOL. I like the girls reaction.

Elvis_Christ 03-14-2005 06:56 PM

Yeh its all "What the fuck?? I'm to stonned to deal with this shit"

Marroe 03-14-2005 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Anyone into midgits?? Hey 'lil people need love too ;)
hahahaha...she's laughing at his lil thingie

urgeok 03-14-2005 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
LOL. I like the girls reaction.
its like :

get this fucking thing off of me !

Elvis_Christ 03-14-2005 08:13 PM

One of those chicks would have got drunk and got lucky with the midget.


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