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Evil~Yum~Yums 03-26-2006 08:35 AM

Wow lol:p

Zero 03-26-2006 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted


:D I kid. It's actually kind of funny. I hear tale that lovely white women are a commodity in Asia. Men.:rolleyes:


as the rolling stones should have said:
"you can't always get what you want - but you always want exactly what you can't get!"

monalisa 03-26-2006 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zero
as the rolling stones should have said:
"you can't always get what you want - but you always want exactly what you can't get!"

"But sometimes, ya get what ya neeeed!"

OK, everyone bring out your air guitars and start playing your hip! :D

Haunted 03-26-2006 03:12 PM

Officially starts...
Now all I need is the boys choir in the background.

Haunted 03-26-2006 05:07 PM

This thread is fine.

It's ABOUT blows.

Haunted 03-26-2006 05:15 PM

I'm sorry, Trippin,' I just have idea what you're talking about. Care to try again. I had a terrible headache today, and I think my brain is sorta mushy. (NO IT'S NOT MUSHY EVERYDAY, SHUT UP!)

tachii 03-26-2006 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Yes, they certainly do! All these goddamn petite Asian girls comin' in stealing our good white men. Damn you, anime! DAMN YOU!!!!


:D I kid. It's actually kind of funny. I hear tale that lovely white women are a commodity in Asia. Men.:rolleyes:


so then...
what sort of men do white/asian (and anyone left out)
women prefer?

Spallalala 03-26-2006 09:08 PM

Im only gonna say this once....But if imma looking at chicks they gotta have tits. ( not just nipples..they gotta have some backup to haha ) ..

Anyway.. I think we all changed the subject, it went from BJ's to who is fuckable. hehe

tachii 03-26-2006 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spallalala
Im only gonna say this once....But if imma looking at chicks they gotta have tits. ( not just nipples..they gotta have some backup to haha ) ..

Anyway.. I think we all changed the subject, it went from BJ's to who is fuckable. hehe


no mosquito bites :)
doesn't who's fuckable always come back around to certain acts?
just making the rounds

Spallalala 03-26-2006 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tachii
no mosquito bites :)
doesn't who's fuckable always come back around to certain acts?
just making the rounds


haha. mosquito bites..
No offence to anyone here that has only nipples tho ( and guys you dont gotta feel left out. we know the majority of you only have nipples attached. Im talking about us girlys here ).
Its just the direction I head in. If Im gonna look at chicks I wanna see the upstairs goods. :P

tachii 03-26-2006 09:26 PM

ass is fine too

monalisa 03-26-2006 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tachii
so then...
what sort of men do white/asian (and anyone left out)
women prefer?

One word/name...betcha can't guess who I'm gonna say....OTIS!
Sorry, had to say it. :p

Oh, and BTW, I've heard Japanese men have small penises.

slasherman 03-26-2006 10:00 PM

http://www.danerd.com/Show.php?vid=412

tachii 03-27-2006 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by monalisa
I've heard Japanese men have small penises.


lack timidness from what i hear

i have no problem with latin men

Haunted 03-27-2006 02:38 PM

I had a half Korean dude once. Nothing wrong with his wang. He was pretty good with it too. Obviously it was either an anomoly or genes from his Anglo side.

tachii 03-27-2006 02:45 PM

luck of the draw ;)

Haunted 03-27-2006 02:54 PM

That too. Actually, that's probably true in 99% of the cases we girls come in contact with concerning our delights.

tachii 03-27-2006 02:56 PM

avant- garde ain't so bad either...

concerning creativity ;)

Haunted 03-27-2006 03:02 PM

Uh... you know, I can never remember what avant garde means.

Let's see what Oxford has to say:

avant garde- n. pioneers or innovators, esp in art and literature. adj. (of ideas, etc.) new; progressive.

Taking that into consideration:

Tachii (pronounced Tah-chee-ee), you are most correct. However, I have not had the fortune of meeting such a creature.

tachii 03-27-2006 03:28 PM

it is not in the stars?

Haunted 03-27-2006 06:40 PM

Well, everytime I question the Tarot about my future love life, I keep getting the King of Swords, which seems to match my Queen of Swords attitude, unfortunately, no guy I know at all matches his description, so I haven't met him yet apparently.

newb 03-27-2006 06:44 PM

I tell my wife to call me The King of Swords.....she tells me I'm only packing a pen-knife.

tachii 03-28-2006 05:43 PM

awww....not even a switchblade :p

tachii 03-28-2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
Well, everytime I question the Tarot about my future love life, I keep getting the King of Swords, which seems to match my Queen of Swords attitude, unfortunately, no guy I know at all matches his description, so I haven't met him yet apparently.

only time will tell

mine usually take a full year to complete
how about you?

monalisa 03-28-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tachii
only time will tell

mine usually take a full year to complete
how about you?

Haven't had my cards read in years. They were accurate when I had them read last, but I've lost touch with the person.

tachii 03-28-2006 05:57 PM

yeah, the lady i go to is very dead on
i'm also about to become a student of hers
blood tradition teachers, i believe, are the best

DraculaInDallas 09-16-2009 11:56 PM

*bump* It's been 5 years since this thread and I still LMAO at it. One of the funniest of all time.......Ah Miss FairyKorpse...where did you go? She had a great "attitude" if you know what I mean ;) Those were the good ol' days!!!:D

Has anyone's views changed on the subject in the last 5 years????????

newb 09-17-2009 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DraculaInDallas (Post 829249)
*bump* It's been 5 years since this thread and I still LMAO at it. One of the funniest of all time.......Ah Miss FairyKorpse...where did you go? She had a great "attitude" if you know what I mean ;) Those were the good ol' days!!!:D

Has anyone's views changed on the subject in the last 5 years????????

THIS Is what this place has been lacking lately....a good blow job thread :D

Ferox13 09-17-2009 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by newb (Post 829260)
THIS Is what this place has been lacking lately....a good blow job thread :D

Me and my boyfriend were just talking about this.

friday13thfan 09-17-2009 06:19 AM

The fuck????......I love this place! :D Why do I rarely post anymore?

_____V_____ 09-17-2009 07:39 AM

Me and the wife read the first post of this thread and had a good, long, hearty laugh over it.

Good ole times...

newb 09-17-2009 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _____V_____ (Post 829281)
Me and the wife read the first post of this thread and had a good, long, hearty laugh over it.

Good ole times...

BJ s are nothing to laugh about.....its very serious business.

ferretchucker 09-17-2009 07:59 AM

I love looking at these old threads when somebody's had a long conversation with a banned member, so the posts that remain look like the person's a mental case!

Roderick Usher 09-17-2009 12:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs

scouse mac 09-17-2009 12:46 PM


urgeok2 09-17-2009 12:47 PM

this is a dirty, innapropriate thread.


you'd never catch me posting in a thread as naughty as this one.

novakru 09-17-2009 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roderick usher (Post 829310)

lmfao!!!!!!!

DraculaInDallas 09-17-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urgeok2 (Post 829317)
this is a dirty, innapropriate thread.


you'd never catch me posting in a thread as naughty as this one.

I think I counted about 37 posts of yours on this thread old man!!!!!:D

illdojo 09-17-2009 07:46 PM

What a great old thread. Very imformative. :cool:


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