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I got called an "asshat" trying to hotlink to a picture of an asshat!! LOL! http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/spacemoose/ass.gif |
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He's the main character in a stupid fucking move called Malibu's Most Wanted. |
what do ya get if you cross a agnostic a insominac and a dyslexic?
someone who lays awake all night wonder if theres a dog. |
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Twatwaffle.
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buy DVDs cheap on Amazon.com
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Waffletwat
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holy shit, i was going to say twatwaffle...but i figured everyone would just look at me funny lol
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How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Tuesday. I know, I know, don't quit my day job!!!!!!!! :( |
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3 Elephants jump off an airplane, two hit the land one hits the water. Ba bum-*KSSH*
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Consider yourself lucky.It stars Jaime Kennedy as a rich white kid who thinks hes a hardcore gangsta/rapper.A complete waste of anyones time. |
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I buy shitloads of mine at the pawn shop for $5 a piece.Its got a pretty good selection, too. |
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Halloween is over and there are no good horror flicks on cable. |
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booooyakah!!! init mate |
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yeah, sounds a good 'n cheap place to get them. |
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Woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single, are you?" The woman replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?" He replies, "Because you're really fucking ugly." |
resident Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: "Our largest
condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, the Canadian people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the Prime Minister. "I do need your help," said Clinton. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Chretien. Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Clinton. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Clinton. "No problem," replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to America." "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red, white & blue in color; at least 10" long and 4" in diameter." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the Prime Minister, "and print 'MADE IN CANADA; MEDIUM SIZE' on each one." |
Lol, I love this place. :o
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go and rent some horror then.
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Why does a sandwich always taste better when someone else makes it? Except my car mechanic. I believe I'd prolly turn down an offer of a sandwich from him.
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Why do people say, "prolly"?
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