You have penis tits

I never got into the Native American mythology. You can smoke the peace pipe till your dick falls off, but I'm not dancin with any wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if i did my shit would still believe in our lord and savior Elvis Christ.

that sounds pretty damn kinky but a terrible attempt at winning this contest because i win

There is one image in my life that consistently makes me happy no matter when I think about it. And that image, that one image is your big tits.

i have the smallest nipples you will ever see and that helps me to win

It's just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and then I saw those tits, and then I started feelin' your ass and I started breathin' heavy and I almost got a headache and then my vision started to go all colorful... and then I just came in my pants.

whoa whoa whoa

this is a family show

If you wanna fight, you do it on your own time. In a parking lot somewhere. Not in a school surrounded by books.

I'm just an average American... with extraordinary hair.