6) Bands that play with body parts as instruments fucking rock!!!!

Keitel & Clooney work pretty well together...

Mexicans have a tendency to randomly transform into vampires...if there was ever a reason to close the border, there's one.;)

pump-action crossbows and beer-filled condoms are better than wooden stakes anyday...

Learn dutch before looking for sex in amsterdam

Wrong movie......but let's run with it.


Next movie: Hostel


2) Don't fuck with anyone with a blood hound tattoo.

3) Hot girls willing to have sex with you probably have ulterior motives.

4. They won't get away if you slit the Achilles' heel first.

5. Shit movies sometimes have good endings.

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