jason to michael..
'lets get that lil fuck chucky!!!!'

"How can i go on a killing spree tonight...i've absolutely nothing to wear"

puts on a tight little shorts and sees officer bill

"hi officer nice time last night "

Die mother fuc.......... wait, just hand on a minute. Can someone just remind me of my motivation for killing this topless large breasted teenager?? I've completely forgotton, she appears just to be here having fun with her friends, you know having sex, smoking grass and skinny dipping. That can't be the reason, can it? It just doesn't seem morally right to me.

I was bullied at school you know. My father used to beat me and my mother was on crack, so I'm afraid you will have to die, not sure why but it makes me happy. Oh and don't think it's anything to do with me having a small penis, it's not alright. Honestly it's not, it's massive, in fact I could probably kill you with that alone. What's that you want to see it, er no I'm a bit shy and it is cold this evening, and I got all wet in the rain, just shut up!! (starts quietly crying and walks off in a huff)

running into the woods in my underwear is a fantastic idea....

ive never drank alcohol, had sex or took drugs....scouts honour

i'll wont be right back

lol....thats great!


i think i'll take these high heels off so i wont fall over at a pivotal moment

im gonna dress up as my dead father