I'm going to deny them tax exempt status and put them on the federal list of recognized cults

Can we add Mormons to that list? I was given a Book of Mormon by an acquaitance (sp?) - I just can't wrap my brain around some of the things they believe!

That's because they too are fucking insane (Pardon my French, hammerfan).

No, Mormons can keep their tax-exempt status. The worst they do is come to your door and ask if you wanna be a Mormon.

I have used that word - mainly when I'm really really pissed! No pardon needed! :D

speaking of which, I hereby pardon anybody who has been arrested for downloading music or movies. But NOT the ones who were selling the copied music or (especially) movies.

A bumb in the name of the Emperor of the United States.

first prize!

What do I get? ;)

a gift certificate good at either Red Lobster or Olive Garden